Games Clichés

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: It could be and I would be dead.

C: I would change my life with you. You are young, attractive and you have the whole life ahead.

 

[aWishNotTrue]

R: Yes! A whole life full of fruitful suffering.

C: Think of all the potential you have, all the things you could do and have yet to do.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Already done almost everything that's physically possible for me to do. All the potential here has already been wasted too.

C: The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

 

[aWishNotTrue]

R: And I will still cherish them when I am gone.

C: The world is a better place with you in it!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I'm doing everything I can to make sure it isn't. I eat lots of food, drive around in an SUV, and use lots of electricity which means my carbon footprint is directly killing the world. I also derive amusement from when people who didn't deserve to suffer do so meaning that with me gone, there will be less evil in the world. Even if for whatever reason you or anyone else still wants me around no one can deny that they would wish that someone like me dies.

C: Every life is precious.

 

[aWishNotTrue]

R: Not this one!

C: Just give it time, I'm sure you'll find a reason to live eventually.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I've actually found a reason to live but unfortunately it's about as attainable to me as a talking unicorn.

C: Quit drowning in self-pity and go do what needs to be done.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I actually do that. Some time ago I was crying every day before sleeping. Now I can't cry even if I wanted. I have just tears in my eyes, but I don't cry. Anyway it doesn't help me. I feel even more depressed.

C: Study, work and have a serious relationship like every normal human.

 

[aWishNotTrue]

R: If that's what being "human" means, maybe I should just be a corpse instead.

C: Don't you see? God wants you on this earth, he saved you once before.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: No, I really don't see that.

C: Nobody has a real reason to commit suicide.

 

[aWishNotTrue]

R: Nobody has a real reason to live.

C: Committing suicide will just prove everyone speaks badly of you right. You need to persevere and prove them wrong!

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I don't care. I don't need to prove anything.

C: Wait until you will be older a then you will see the real pain.

 

[WornOutLife]

R: I don't care. I don't need to prove anything.

C: Wait until you will be older a then you will see the real pain.

R: I'm older enough and I can only tell you that things suck much more than before.

C: Things are not as bad as you think.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Hmm... Let me think. I'm 20 years old. I've never had a boyfriend. I still live with my mum. I will probably become a NEET soon because I'm too dumb for a college and too lazy for a work. And I will die as a kissless virgin. I can't see any good things on my life.

C: I can't imagine my life without you. You are my everything.

 

[WornOutLife]

R: The thing is...neither you nor this universe are my everything. I just wanna get the fuck out of here!

C: You just need to find real love.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I found out that the real love doesn't exist. Otherwise he would already found me.

C: Stop complain. Nobody cares about YOUR problems. Everybody has a lot of their own problems.

 

[WornOutLife]

R: Well, my problems make me suicidal so, STFU! lol

C: You should pray to Jesus

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Do you really want to make me angry? I'm an atheist!

C: You don't have to pretend you are "okay". I know you are not.

 

[WornOutLife]

R: Do you really want to make me angry? I'm an atheist!

C: You don't have to pretend you are "okay". I know you are not.

R; If you know I'm not okay, just STFU and let me "live"

C: You're not an atheist. You just haven't found out the truth yet. God loves you.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: You're right I'm not an atheist but I'm not religious either. I'm agnostic. I doubt any human is properly equipped to definitively answer life's biggest mysteries with either "God" or even the lack of a God. If God does exist and love me he sure has a funny way of showing it.

C: Eventually you'll get over it.

 

[WornOutLife]

R: Is "eventually" a synonym of ETERNITY? Ridiculous!

C: You should just find a girlfriend man...

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I try, but I've been failing at it and it's just dragging me even further down.

C: You don't need a relationship to be happy.

 

[WornOutLife]

R: My heart can't grasp the idea of what you mean.

C: Just look at the sky. Isn't this world beautiful?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: *Sees more California wildfire smoke.* Sure, buddy.

C: Have you ever stopped to smell the roses?

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Have you ever stopped to smell the roses?

R: What roses? All I see is a bed of thorns.

C: Bloom where you are planted.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Too late. I've already wilted without even getting to spread my pollen. Might as well uproot me and replace me with a more deserving plant.

C: You're an adult now. You should know how to act like one.

 

[aWishNotTrue]

R: I am acting like an adult by making my own independent choice with whatever consequences that will result from it.

C: What about your family? Your friends? They will all miss.

 

[motel rooms]

R: I am acting like an adult by making my own independent choice with whatever consequences that will result from it.

C: What about your family? Your friends? They will all miss.

R: They all committed suicide.
C: You just have to change your negative attitude.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Tell me how!

C: Try to smile and your brain will think you are happy.

 

[motel rooms]

R: Try to eat shit & imagine it tastes like chocolate.

C: You should try eating healthy.