Games Clichés

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I eat quite healthy. It doesn't help me at all.

C: You should exercise and do some sport.

 

[Shadowrider]

R: ...you sayin' this to an over-exercising anorexia patient? Why, oh why I am not shiny-happy yet when all I do in the everydays is burning the calories I haven't even consumed?

C: Just stop this victim mentality.

 

[motel rooms]

R: ...you sayin' this to an over-exercising anorexia patient? Why, oh why I am not shiny-happy yet when all I do in the everydays is burning the calories I haven't even consumed?

C: Just stop this victim mentality.

R: No problem. How would you like me to attack you? I feel like strangling you, is that OK?
C: Let's take a deep, grateful breath together.

 

[Shadowrider]

R: You mean together in the CO chamber? Weee, so good to have a partner to CTB with!

C: If you do the deed, you will reincarnate as a hungry ghost (in Tibetan Buddhism)!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Ah so no change then I'm already always hungry.

C: Suffering is just a natural part of life that makes the good times feel that much better.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I would rather feel nothing.

C: You should go to bed earlier.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I'd love to but it wouldn't make me fall asleep any earlier.

C: Quit being such a pessimist.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Okay then. I will be a realist. Oh, it's the same!

C: God loves you!

 

[demuic]

R: I don't care what someone's imaginary friend feels about me.

C: You will regret it if you kill yourself.

 

[motel rooms]

R: I don't care what someone's imaginary friend feels about me.

C: You will regret it if you kill yourself.

R: Only if I don't take you with me.
C: Someone will always be there for you.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Always?! If my family will die before me, there will be absolutely NOBODY.

C: You have a negative effect on me.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: My bad. I'll be out of your hair soon enough...

C: There's gotta be something that makes you want to enjoy living! Find it and make it your passion if you must!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: There's gotta be something that makes you want to enjoy living! Find it and make it your passion if you must!

R: In the simplest terms, a non-competitive 'filthy casual' like me doesn't have what it takes to be a professional gamer, and we all know which type of gamer is more likely to put food on the table.

C: Pain is a gift from God.

 

[Manaaja]

R: There are two Gods and you should only worship the good God who wants to erase pain, not the bad God who keeps throwing pain at people.

C: December isn't December without Christmas songs.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: December's also the time I got figuratively cucked and no Christmas song can cure that. Besides, I prefer listening to ice-themed video game music during that time.

C: There's no i in team!

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: What team? I'm not in any team. It's just ME, MYSELF and I. Forever alone!

C: Life is a gift. Don't waste it.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I should be able to return any unsatisfactory gift or at least regift it to someone else because so far it's turned out so badly for me.

C: You don't need someone else to be happy. Just be more independent!

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Really? I don't think constant loneliness makes me happy.

C: There are so many solutions and you picked the worst.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Well it's the only one that suits me. Fittingly because I AM the worst.

C: You just need to find that spark in life that gives you a purpose!

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I'm tired of finding, so show me that spark.

C: Don't say "I can't". It's just another term of "I don't want to".

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Don't say "I can't". It's just another term of "I don't want to".

R: Okay then, if you say so. *deep breath*

I. Don't. Want. To.

C: Believe you can, and you're halfway there.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Belief in myself is such a bad idea though. Halfway to where? Bringing on more pain and suffering to the world around me? Yeah that's such a great place to be.

C: Nobody said life was gonna have to be easy.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: My parents obviously said it (at least in their minds). Otherwise why would they bring me to this world if they knew life won't be easy for me at all?

C: I envy you your life. You have everything what I ever wanted.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Well then, you can have my life. If there was a way to transfer consciousnesses from one body to another I'd gladly give mine up to anyone who wants it.

C: Everything happens for a reason.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: What reason is why I have to suffer?

C: You should ask for professional help.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: What's the point of wasting time and money on such a lost cause as myself anyway? I wouldn't even be able to talk about everything I'd want to talk about because of them having to report any suicidal tendencies. Drugs wouldn't work on me either because my shit luck would just cause me to get all the worst side effects.

C: Please stay alive if not for me then for (insert other friend or loved one here).

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Nobody is worth it.

C: Everybody should have a partner. If don't have any, you are weird.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R:
Doesn't mean I'm ever gonna find be able to find one though. I've always been weird I guess...

C: Maybe you should lower your standards and stop expecting perfection from everyone.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: You are absolutely right. This is one of my main problems with socialization.

C: You will be fine. Just don't think about it.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Why would I want to think about it? Do you realize how hard it is to intentionally not think about something. If I were to ask you to not think about a white bear well that instantly makes you think about a white bear and even if you manage to distract yourself from that white bear there's nothing that will prevent you from ever thinking back on that white bear if the right triggers reach the surface. Sadly for me the triggers for my bad thoughts and memories are everywhere.

C: Eat a salad.