Games Clichés

[demuic]

R: Unfortunately it seems your past is all you are. Your environment and the circumstances of your genetics are things you cannot change and have no control over however they have the ability to permanently damage you for life and cause a lifetime of bad habits and inability.

C: You are just lazy and give up too quickly.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

C: Everyone makes mistakes. Your past doesn't have to define who you are.

R: I dunno bout that...according to modern progressive ideals, everyone who has ever said, done, or even thought anything bad in the eyes of social justice should be permanently held accountable for their actions. Anyone who believes otherwise is defending sexism, racism, homophobia, and all sorts of bigotry. Come on, it's 2021.

C: You are just lazy and give up too quickly.

R: You're right and I'm never not going to be lazy so I might as well be killed off like I would have in the past.

C: The best way to feel better about yourself is to help someone else feel better.

 

[demuic]

R: It doesn't really matter if I feel good about myself, if it's objectively true that I can't accomplish the things I want to in life.

C: You have so much potential. You accomplish a lot and do great things, don't throw it all away.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Sorry, but the only way to release this potential from my body is for said body to die. Potential energy that is, I don't really believe I have any other potential.

C: You don't need anyone else, learn to be independent!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: The best way to feel better about yourself is to help someone else feel better.

R: When you're dead broke, shouldn't pretending to have more money than you do be a big no-no?

C: You don't need anyone else, learn to be independent!

R: Then stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, and let me do as I please!

C: You are worth more than you think. You'll get through this. Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: No bootstraps in the world could support me and my fat-assery. I'm literally weighing myself down and unless gravity gets severely reduced that's not gonna change.

C: Let your inner beauty shine.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Let your inner beauty shine.

R: You mean

UnLeAsH mY InNeR dEmOnS?


C: You only live once. Once you're dead, you're dead.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: And that's supposed to be a bad thing? Thank goodness I don't have to suffer through living more than once.

C: Being miserable builds character.

 

[demuic]

R: I haven't got any character, all I've got is pain with nothing to show for it.

C: Your life isn't that bad. You need to be grateful for what you have.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Your life isn't that bad. You need to be grateful for what you have.

R: You're right. I have what many would kill for—food on the table, clothes on my back and a roof over my head. If there were a God, then this must be one of his cruel jokes. Thanks for the guilt trip, I feel better now.

C: Don't waste your time, or time will waste you.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Wish I had known that before I had already wasted all this time. Oops. Too late now, I'm literally wasting away...

C: An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!

R: Okay!


C: You can't litter your negativity everywhere then wonder why you've got a trashy life.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: So you're saying my life feeling miserable is my own fault? I totally knew that already though. I've never had to wonder about it. Unfortunately there's so much litter here that it's impossible to clean up like some of those houses in Hoarders. Better to just burn it all down and build a new house over it instead.

C: A bad attitude only makes it rougher! Learn to let go of anger and you won't have to suffer!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: A bad attitude only makes it rougher! Learn to let go of anger and you won't have to suffer!

R: I agree! If only I had a way to channel all that rage... Say, would you like to be my punching bag?

C: Stop blaming your genes. Your health is your responsibility. Eat right and exercise.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: But my genes (and probably the environment I grew up in) programmed me to not care about my own health until the perfect soulmate descends from the heavens to become my one and only true love. Why the hell would I go through the agony of exercise just to continue the agony of living? I've already tried it before too and it wasn't worth it in the slightest. Same goes for eating healthy.

C: The darkest of times require the sunniest of smiles!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: The darkest of times require the sunniest of smiles!

R:

Hello foolish mortals! Let all my smile be yours!

C: The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: What about light pollution causing even the brightest stars to no longer be visible? And wouldn't the brightest stars automatically make the darkest nights less dark anyway thus stripping them of their title of being the darkest? My head hurts.

C: Love will conquer all. Learn to love.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Love will conquer all. Learn to love.

R: Love cannot live where there is no trust. Every time I trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn't. More like 'won the battle, lost the war'.

C: The world isn't against you. You are your own worst enemy.

 

[motel rooms]

C: The world isn't against you. You are your own worst enemy.

R: That's it! I've had enough of your clichés! You're fired, you quack!
C: You need to get your ducks in a row before making any rash decisions.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: You're right. That's why I've been planning my own suicide for months now and I won't even go through with it until next year so I'll be well-prepared by then.

C: If you just keep going on a little longer you might find what you were looking for.

 

[motel rooms]

C: If you just keep going on a little longer you might find what you were looking for.

R: A version of Michael Fassbender that's stopped aging, thinks my dick is a food group & wants to kill all my enemies?
C: You should only watch uplifting movies. A fun comedy is guaranteed to cheer you up. Melissa McCarthy is a gem.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Even if I'm cheered up after a movie the happy feelings wouldn't last long enough no matter who's in it.

C: It's all that tv you watch putting rotten ideas in your head, you need to go outside!

 

[motel rooms]

R: Outside? What the fuck is outside?
C: The world! It's yours for the taking! The world is your oyster!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: That'd definitely be the last thing anyone should ever say to me if they don't want it to come true.

C: Have you ever tried quinoa? It's supposed to be a superfood!

 

[motel rooms]

C: Have you ever tried quinoa? It's supposed to be a superfood!

R: I don't eat anymore. These sessions have turned me into a vegetable. All I need is sunlight & some mud to lie in.
C: Getting in touch with the natural world is an incredibly healing experience.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Not when I'm allergic to so many things in it.

C: How can you even hope to save others when you can't even save yourself?

 

[lanax09]

and why am I obligated to save others? even if I was, I "can't even save myself" so obviously I'd be useless at it. I'm probably saving others when I ctb as I'm no longer a burden.
you'll be throwing your whole life away!

 

[demuic]

R: Yep, that's the goal. Not much to throw away, anyway.

C: Stay strong.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Can't stay strong if I've never been strong in the first place.

C: Maybe go write in a journal or diary or something?

 

[lanax09]

R: Can't stay strong if I've never been strong in the first place.

C: Maybe go write in a journal or diary or something?

DEAR DIARY, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF wow that helped a lot *throws diary at you*

think of how many people love you and want you here!