My friends and I were partying and one of them passed out, then fell down the stairs backwards. We were drinking, doing whippets, and also doing coke (which I very rarely do nowadays). The ambulance was called, and I held c-spine (basically keeping them from moving their head in case they hurt their neck) until paramedics arrived. One of the paramedics was actually someone I knew from high school, but they didn't recognize me because I've had 2 plastic surgeries and my style is very different compared to when I was in high school. Luckily they didn't recognize me, because I was totally coked out and clenching my jaw (real classy, lol). Now I feel mostly sober but I'm wired and can't sleep. At least I'm not working tomorrow.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.