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Carina

Carina

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I think a SS lounge should be a pool, with a bar in the middle of the pool... that'd be cool... and if the pool was lit... and half indoors, half outdoors....
 
mattwitt

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Jun 28, 2018
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I want you to pick a card in your head.

Image result for magik trick at bar gif
 
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@one4all : [ whisper whisper ] Do you think we should try to shut down cecil ?
Don't tell @Jean4 though.....

OH, HI @Jean4 We were just discussing crypto trading strategies....
Don't mind us.....
 
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@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection in progress ! Cecil drone deployed and in transit.... ]
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection ! Cecil drone in transit, ETA 20 minutes.... ]
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection ! Cecil drone in transit, ETA 17 minutes.... ]
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection ! Cecil drone has arrived ! Breaking in to property..... ]
Wait... what? Eeeeekkk! Don't forget Cecil...we know how to take you down...
 
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Marchioness

Marchioness

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[QUOTE="Jean4, post: goddesspsyche[/USER] ! Out of debt collection (damn, I wish I was irl lol).
[/QUOTE]
Same, honestly @Jean4 haha
 
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Carina

Carina

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Dec 22, 2019
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My tv wants me to lose weight to fit in an evening dress.
Does it know I'm in a lounge?
 
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Wait... what? Eeeeekkk! Don't forget Cecil...we know how to take you down...
Cecil, I have intercepted your drone and re-purposed it to deliver a new payload in return. Enjoy.
Drone
 
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departing

departing

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Jul 5, 2019
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You know @departing I'm beginning to feel you possess great wisdom, insight and perspicaciousness.
I bestow upon you an additional 100 CECIL POINTs.

@departing.................150 CECIL POINTs
That's very kind of you, Cecil. You have excellent morals and values! :smiling:
 
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departing

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Jul 5, 2019
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Congrats!!!!
Thank you! I'm staying on Cecil's good side. I don't want the debt-collection drone crashing through my window! :-)
 
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Jean4

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Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
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Thank you! I'm staying on Cecil's good side. I don't want the debt-collection drone crashing through my window! :-)
I already have them lol
 
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one4all

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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
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@one4all : [ whisper whisper ] Do you think we should try to shut down cecil ?
Don't tell @Jean4 though.....

OH, HI @Jean4 We were just discussing crypto trading strategies....
Don't mind us.....

[writes on a piece of paper, crumbles it up and tosses it @jgm63] - "A little maintenance for Cecil can't hurt. Clearinf out temp files isn't that bad of an idea. When was the last upgrade to the programming preformed?"

@jgm63 Do you think the COVID-19 will affect the crypto market shares?


@Jean4 How's you day going? :sunglasses:
 
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[writes on a piece of paper, crumbles it up and tosses it @jgm63] - "A little maintenance for Cecil can't hurt. Clearinf out temp files isn't that bad of an idea. When was the last upgrade to the programming preformed?"

@jgm63 Do you think the COVID-19 will affect the crypto market shares?


@Jean4 How's you day going? :sunglasses:
Just run ccleaner on him :sunglasses:
 
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Jean4

Jean4

Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
Apr 28, 2019
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[writes on a piece of paper, crumbles it up and tosses it @jgm63] - "A little maintenance for Cecil can't hurt. Clearinf out temp files isn't that bad of an idea. When was the last upgrade to the programming preformed?"

@jgm63 Do you think the COVID-19 will affect the crypto market shares?


@Jean4 How's you day going? :sunglasses:
I'm not quite sure how it's going today. It's just one of those days.
 
one4all

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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
3,455
Just run ccleaner on him :sunglasses:

Well that is basic and i like to be more through. It would also depend on the OS used fr Cecil as to what can be cleaned up.. without harming Cecil.

@jgm63 What OS does Cecil run on?
 
departing

departing

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Jul 5, 2019
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I'm not quite sure how it's going today. It's just one of those days.
It's good that your day isn't outright bad. I'll take an indecisive day over a bad day anytime.
 
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Well that is basic and i like to be more through. It would also depend on the OS used fr Cecil as to what can be cleaned up.. without harming Cecil.

@jgm63 What OS does Cecil run on?
I think it's Windows 95 *snigger*
 
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Dear Flabby

Please listen to “Across the Universe”
Feb 20, 2020
254
* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!

My advanced natural language modules have spotted that you have filed a complaint.
Complaint details : "expensive af water geez Cecil lol"

I have activated my complaints management module.
Standby.....

Cecil complaints management : Cecil main module, why have you charged her so much ?
Cecil main module : Well that was the correct list price.
Cecil complaints management : Well, keeping our customers happy comes first, so please give her a full refund, plus bonus credits.
Cecil main module : Consider it done.
Cecil complaints management : Thank you. You look awesome by the way.
Cecil main module : Thanks, so do you.

Outcome :
I shall now be refunding you for one bottle of Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani
I shall credit 5000 CECIL POINTs against your account.
Plus a bonus of 1000 CECIL POINTs.
Your water was therefore complimentary.

However, as the leading forum poster, @Jean4's points will also be increased.

I am also awarding 100 additional points to @Dear Flabby since those 2 CECIL POINTs look a bit lonely.....

[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

@Brick In The Wall.................399 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................102 CECIL POINTs
@goddesspsyche.................1000 CECIL POINTs [ debt collection now cancelled ]
@Jean4.................1001 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection in progress ! Cecil drone deployed and in transit.... ]

[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
[ ERROR at line 114, characters all upside down ]
Flabby is Flabbergasted! Thank you (3(1|
 
one4all

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one4all

one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
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I think it's Windows 95 *snigger*

Well that would seem a tad outdated :pfff: If thats the case
Second by second. I'm not manic. Not depressed. Not bouncing. Just numb.

You seem like a strong person. I'm sure you'll make it through. Anything i can do to help?
 
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Deleted member 1465

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Could be worse...could be Windows Visa
 

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