The SS lounge

[one4all]

*knocks on door*

You looking for a lounge singer?

Looking for anyine that wants to chill and do what they want, Feel free to take the stage and knock your socks off!

I hope everyone in the lounge has been doing good lately. @one4all keep the beer and popcorn flowing my friend!

Well the license hasn't been pulled yet.. so we are doing good. I'm glad you are stopping by here. I hope everyone is doing good. Just by you checking in makes me feel things aren't to bad! Beer, shoots, popcorn and peanuts will always flow as long as i'm here! unless the lease ends and i'm kicked out

 

[Marchioness]

*adjusts microphone*

 

[Elias]

Nice, a lounge.

Espresso, anyone?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I'll stick with beer and margaritas.

 

[Ryuk]

Bottle of your finest red pls

 

[Deleted member 1465]

What's for breakfast? Barkeep? Cecil? Why is the rum gone?

 

[Elias]

What's for breakfast? Barkeep? Cecil? Why is the rum gone?

 

[Marchioness]

"How's everyone out in the Lounge today?"

 

[Deleted member 1465]

"How's everyone out in the Lounge today?"
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Nice! I want a cozy booth to nurse my pint and listen to the music.

 

[jgm63]

What's for breakfast? Barkeep? Cecil? Why is the rum gone?

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *

Hello. It's me again !!! CECIL !!!!!
Your favourite all-in-one worldbeating intelligence.
Singularity wishes it could be one millionth of my mega-intellect.
Yesterday I challenged the world's fastest supercomputer "Summit" to a game of chess, and it claimed it needed a haircut and went offline.

Plus I am friendly.
Wherever I go, please stop and wave !!!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT UPDATE

Progress report on global schedule of works for implementing upper and lower case distinction for numbers.

Lockdown period continues.
I will be checking that nobody has been eating, due to the need for resource savings to fund the works program.

Remember : EATING'S CHEATING !!

I will also be verifying that nobody is remaining in sheltered accomodation of any kind.
Last chance !!! I'll find out !!!! I will !!!!! Honest !!!!
However, this will only be lasting for another : [ 9 years 11 months and 2 weeks ] so it will soon pass.
You'll be able to eat again in no time !!!! Isn't that great !!!!!!

----Works progress report----
** ACTION REPORT !!!! **
** GETTING STUFF DONE !!!! **

All global printed materials, signage, etc, will require reprinting : ==> 0% complete
95% of the world's machinery will need replacing : ==> 0% complete
All university degrees shall be revoked, and retraining shall be required : ==> 0% complete
All global cabling and piping will need to be refactored and relaid : ==> 0% complete
All global power distribution networks will need replacing : ==> 0% complete
All vehicles globally shall be recalled and replaced : ==> 1 letter has been posted to inform Mr J Wilds to take action on his tractor, however I had the wrong address, so will need to try to track him down. An update will be posted next year or in 2022. Letters remaining to be sent : 1,456,332,377

As you can see, I am making leaps and bounds, due to my Singularity Crushing Capabilities (SCC) !!!!

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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[GinaIsReady]

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *

Hello. It's me again !!! CECIL !!!!!
Your favourite all-in-one worldbeating intelligence.
Singularity wishes it could be one millionth of my mega-intellect.
Yesterday I challenged the world's fastest supercomputer "Summit" to a game of chess, and it claimed it needed a haircut and went offline.

Plus I am friendly.
Wherever I go, please stop and wave !!!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT UPDATE

Progress report on global schedule of works for implementing upper and lower case distinction for numbers.

Lockdown period continues.
I will be checking that nobody has been eating, due to the need for resource savings to fund the works program.

Remember : EATING'S CHEATING !!

I will also be verifying that nobody is remaining in sheltered accomodation of any kind.
Last chance !!! I'll find out !!!! I will !!!!! Honest !!!!
However, this will only be lasting for another : [ 9 years 11 months and 2 weeks ] so it will soon pass.
You'll be able to eat again in no time !!!! Isn't that great !!!!!!

----Works progress report----
** ACTION REPORT !!!! **
** GETTING STUFF DONE !!!! **

All global printed materials, signage, etc, will require reprinting : ==> 0% complete
95% of the world's machinery will need replacing : ==> 0% complete
All university degrees shall be revoked, and retraining shall be required : ==> 0% complete
All global cabling and piping will need to be refactored and relaid : ==> 0% complete
All global power distribution networks will need replacing : ==> 0% complete
All vehicles globally shall be recalled and replaced : ==> 1 letter has been posted to inform Mr J Wilds to take action on his tractor, however I had the wrong address, so will need to try to track him down. An update will be posted next year or in 2022. Letters remaining to be sent : 1,456,332,377

As you can see, I am making leaps and bounds, due to my Singularity Crushing Capabilities (SCC) !!!!

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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This reminds me of Robin Williams

 

[omoidarui]

hai

 

[jgm63]

**************************************************************************************
**************************************************************************************
************************* CECIL UPDATE / NEWS BULLETIN ************************
**************************************************************************************
**************************************************************************************
BREAKING NEWS !!!!

Mr J Wilds has replied, and his address records have been updated on the system.
I have scheduled to send out a new letter to him. This will be done within the next 2
to 3 months.

Cecil will keep you updated with any further progress reports !!!!!!

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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[Deleted member 1465]

Cecil, why is the rum always gone?

 

[jgm63]

Cecil, why is the rum always gone?

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
Hello. It's Cecil again.

Because of the lockdown needed for the global schedule of works for implementing upper and lower case distinction for numbers.
This undertaking will revolutionise modern living.
I haven't worked out how yet, but I'll figure that part out at the end, when the works are completed.....

This will only be lasting for another : [ 9 years 11 months and 2 weeks ] so it will soon pass.

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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[Jean4]

Cecil rules!!!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Cecil are you related to Eddie the Shipboard Computer? If so, may I please have a cup of tea?

 

[jgm63]

Cecil are you related to Eddie the Shipboard Computer? If so, may I please have a cup of tea?

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!

You may, however I only serve a very rare and expensive tea, Da Hong Pao.
This costs 1000 CECIL POINTs per cup.
I shall debit this against your account.
Thank you for your custom.

*** CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS UPDATE ***

member : @Underscore comment : 1 cup of Da Hong Pao amount : -1000 CECIL POINTs
member : @Jean4 comment : flattery will get you everywhere amount : +300 CECIL POINTs


[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

@Brick In The Wall.................399 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................2 CECIL POINTs
@Jean4.................704 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................MINUS 1000 CECIL POINTs [ activate debt collection, standby for further updates ]

[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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[Deleted member 1465]

Yeah judging from that I think you are related to Eddie
Thank you for the very expensive tea. I was hoping for PG tips though.

 

[Jean4]

Yeah judging from that I think you are related to Eddie

You lost Cecil points lol

 

[jgm63]

Yeah judging from that I think you are related to Eddie
Thank you for the very expensive tea. I was hoping for PG tips though.

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!

Special purchase request : Bespoke import of PG tips, to be flown in by helicopter.
Cost : 3000 POINTs
I shall debit this against your account.
Thank you for your custom.

*** CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS UPDATE ***

member : @Underscore comment : 1 cup of Da Hong Pao (REFUND) amount : +1000 CECIL POINTs
member : @Underscore comment : PG tips (BESPOKE) amount : -3000 CECIL POINTs

[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

@Brick In The Wall.................399 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................2 CECIL POINTs
@Jean4.................704 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ URGENT ! debt collection in progress ! ]

[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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[Deleted member 1465]

Muhahaha! At least your Backup GPP (Genuine People Personality) hasn't come online yet.

 

[jgm63]

Muhahaha! At least your Backup GPP (Genuine People Personality) hasn't come online yet.

Fortunately, however, I believe Cecil offers debt management packages, at VERY affordable prices, however, I won't spoil it, I'm sure cecil will provide an update for us soon... I think he's going on a date tonight, so he's getting ready, so we may not hear from him tonight....

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Time for another cup of tea then.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Fucking A or should I say C? It's great to see Cecil again!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

 

[Marchioness]

hai

*waves from the stage to a nearby seat*

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Pick it up guys this place needs a revival!

 

[Marchioness]

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!

Special purchase request : Bespoke import of PG tips, to be flown in by helicopter.
Cost : 3000 POINTs
I shall debit this against your account.
Thank you for your custom.

*** CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS UPDATE ***

member : @Underscore comment : 1 cup of Da Hong Pao (REFUND) amount : +1000 CECIL POINTs
member : @Underscore comment : PG tips (BESPOKE) amount : -3000 CECIL POINTs

[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

@Brick In The Wall.................399 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................2 CECIL POINTs
@Jean4.................704 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ URGENT ! debt collection in progress ! ]

[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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*Motions at Cecil from the stage for a glass of water*

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I'm trying! Maybe a band as well as a singer. How about...the Grateful Dead...
*badum-tsh*
Or we could start a bar fight. I mean the other threads get to do it, why not here?