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brighter said:
Wow at one point I actually got goosebumps from this. If I didn't have such a dark sense of humour I wouldn't have liked this lol :pfff:
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Yeah, most versions of this video on YT require a login to prove your age. It's dark, but it's animated, so no actual animals suffered. I rationalize finding it funny by interpreting it as poking fun at the ineptness and clueless idiocy of the character Peter Griffin, not the suffering of the animal. I can't stomach watching videos of actual violence perpetrated on innocent victims in real life.
 
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The Smith and Wesson retirement plan:

 
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Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, 'What are you doing up there?' 'We are waiting for our parents.'
 
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What do you call a prostitute with white eyes?




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Man walks into library. Asks librarian for book on suicide methods.

Librarian: "Screw you! You won't return it!"
 
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Did Jesus die a virgin? Of course not, he got nailed before he died
 
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Me: I want to kill myself because of all the horrible things that have happened
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When someone threatens to slit their wrists
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Wow! That was scary as fuck, I have seen plenty of photos of train suicide but seeing this one with headphones on was a bit scary, there is really a lot of power from a train at that speed I almost could feel it damn! I bet this video would scare some people away from train suicide.
 
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