The dark humor thread

[Alucard]

"À vingt ans, je n'avais en tête que l'extermination des vieux ; je persiste à la croire urgente mais j'y ajouterais maintenant celle des jeunes ; avec l'âge on a une vision plus complète des choses." Cioran

 

[Superfluous]

In memory of our recently departed friend who started this thread, I'd like to post something here, but I'm a bit short on dark humour at the moment so I hope these will do:

 

[ExitTheDay]

Here is a poem I wrote:

The tears that run down my face
Leave a permanent path of misery
The blade that once met my wrist
Displays an endless mark of destruction

The tombstones are cold every night
And they're engraved with a bitter story
Looking back at all the glass we shattered
Hope comes as far as the eyes can see
The stairway gives in under my feet

Deeper than the hole in our hearts
We have torn each other apart
The sunlight fades and we fall to our knees
Helpless for a tomorrow that will bring us ease

Hope you enjoyed

 

[Superfluous]

Here is a poem I wrote:

The tears that run down my face
Leave a permanent path of misery
The blade that once met my wrist
Displays an endless mark of destruction

The tombstones are cold every night
And they're engraved with a bitter story
Looking back at all the glass we shattered
Hope comes as far as the eyes can see
The stairway gives in under my feet

Deeper than the hole in our hearts
We have torn each other apart
The sunlight fades and we fall to our knees
Helpless for a tomorrow that will bring us ease

Hope you enjoyed

Truly beautiful.

 

[ExitTheDay]

Thank you so much

 

[Just4ride]

 

[Severen]

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LMAO. 2. What the fuck is this shit? That's not what I ordered! Give me back my money.

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Then figure out the source of those mistakes and you can trace them all back to the day you were born. :)

 

[Just4ride]

 

[Superfluous]

 

[Just4ride]

 

[Superfluous]

 

[AutumnEmbers]

 

[chrijo]

Please play this at my funeral...

 

[Alucard]

Searching Sodium Nitrite on Amazon :

 

[DoomedxFromBirth]

My best friend's painting for a high school art class 8 or 9 years ago.

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This strangely reminds me of the anime AoT (Attack on Titan) but this looks good

 

[Superfluous]

Please play this at my funeral...

This made me laugh so hard . Made my day. Thanks.

 

[LogicalConclusion]

Sorry, found some other good ones Dagsson is great

 

[kolski]

Finally, my time to shine

 

[Superfluous]

 

[Pointlessabyss]

Some random stuff that amused me

 

[Just4ride]

 

[RainAndSadness]

In regards to recent events.

 

[Severen]

Please play this at my funeral...

A classic.

 

[appalachian moon]

-puppyteeth on instagram

 

[Life+me=error]

Yes, me again with another Trump related post. XD Look for the date of this tweet!

 

[SinisterKid]

 

[Severen]

Yes, me again with another Trump related post. XD Look for the date of this tweet!

Psychological projection - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Tragoedia Vitae]

 

[Orin]

 

[Alucard]