The dark humor thread

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

 

[brighter]

Wow at one point I actually got goosebumps from this. If I didn't have such a dark sense of humour I wouldn't have liked this lol

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

Wow at one point I actually got goosebumps from this. If I didn't have such a dark sense of humour I wouldn't have liked this lol

Yeah, most versions of this video on YT require a login to prove your age. It's dark, but it's animated, so no actual animals suffered. I rationalize finding it funny by interpreting it as poking fun at the ineptness and clueless idiocy of the character Peter Griffin, not the suffering of the animal. I can't stomach watching videos of actual violence perpetrated on innocent victims in real life.

 

[Your Own Ghost]

 

[TAW122]

The Smith and Wesson retirement plan:

 

[Superfluous]

 

[AhG]

Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, 'What are you doing up there?' 'We are waiting for our parents.'

 

[Funkbunny]

What do you call a prostitute with white eyes?




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[EmotionlessWanderer]

 

[AhG]

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The Tom meme always gets me. Thank for you this !

 

[FTL.Wanderer]

Man walks into library. Asks librarian for book on suicide methods.

Librarian: "Screw you! You won't return it!"

 

[AhG]

 

[Pulpit2018]

 

[Superfluous]

 

[TheGoodGuy]

 

[soda_pressed]

Did Jesus die a virgin? Of course not, he got nailed before he died

 

[Superfluous]

 

[daikon]

Me: I want to kill myself because of all the horrible things that have happened
Normies: But that's just the way life is!
Me:

 

[daikon]

When someone threatens to slit their wrists

 

[Pulpit2018]

How to piss off everyone:

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[chrijo]

 

[brighter]

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

 

[Superfluous]

 

[Olach]

 

[chrijo]

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[TheGoodGuy]

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Wow! That was scary as fuck, I have seen plenty of photos of train suicide but seeing this one with headphones on was a bit scary, there is really a lot of power from a train at that speed I almost could feel it damn! I bet this video would scare some people away from train suicide.

 

[Superfluous]

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

 

[EmotionlessWanderer]