Games Clichés

[motel rooms]

think of how many people love you and want you here!

R: Wow, making a mental list of them took a really long second.
C: Don't waste time, it's infinitely precious. Just like you.

 

[lanax09]

then would the least time-wasting thing not be to live out the rest of my life in this next second? *cocks gun*

think of all the experiences you will miss out on

 

[Manaaja]

R: Like watching my skin go old and wiry? Like having a diarrhea for the 100000th time? Like hearing the same old Christmas songs in the next December? I'd rather think of all the experiences I could miss out on in afterlife if I didn't.

C: You should be proud of your long and old Redfield family line and continue it. You can't let generations of greatness to end here. It's your job as the heir to continue it.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Being unable to continue my family line id part of why I want to die in the first place so thanks for reminding me how hopeless it is for me.

C: Moderation and balance is the key.

 

[signifying nothing]

R: But they're also as dull as f*ck.

C: Kindness doesn't cost a thing.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Neither does eating shit.

C: There are so many sights you have yet to see and travel to!

 

[lanax09]

cool, I'll travel to a fucking cliff then, then jump the fuck off it

killing yourself isn't getting rid of the pain, it's only passing it on (this one makes my blood boil)

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Well I literally don't care if I pass it on, as long as it's gone from me regardless. Let other people get a taste of how it feels to feel like me. Does that sound terrible and evil to you? Good, then you shouldn't be feeling pain when I die anyway.

C: But what is grief, if not love persevering?

 

[motel rooms]

R: Love is a 4-letter word

C: Write a detailed love letter to your younger self, give yourself a hug & kiss the mirror each morning

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: No thanks. Even if I was into guys, I still would reject me.

C: Live as if each day were your last.

 

[motel rooms]

R: Die.

C: Nobody really wants to die. You don't want to die. What you really want is to spread your beautiful wings & fly.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Humans don't even have wings nor can they achieve the ability of flight without a pilots' license, which is an occupation that tends to leave people feeling worse.

C: When you smile more, the world smiles back.

 

[Shadowrider]

R: ...After how much time? How long do I need to smile so that the world smiles at me?

C: You just haven't grown up yet. Wait until you face real life problems!

 

[ShePastAway]

R: as if minimizing young people's problems is going to make them feel any better

C: you should be grateful, things could be much worse!

 

[motel rooms]

C: you should be grateful, things could be much worse!

R:

C:

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Sure, maybe it is sometimes but as long as I'm left alive it won't be for the people around me.

C: It's not about the treasure at the end of the journey, it's the quest.

 

[motel rooms]

C: It's not about the treasure at the end of the journey, it's the quest.

R: I disagree. It's about the literal pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

C: The pot of gold is in your heart.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: That's not gold, it's just cholesterol clogging my arteries and killing me off slowly.

C: Life would so much worse without you around!

 

[motel rooms]

C: Life would so much worse without you around!

R: I know, but I must punish humanity for ignoring my brilliance while I was alive.

C:

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Well I suppose black holes were technically stars at one point but they absorb light and basically remove it from the universe for all we know so not a good thing.

C: What if when you die you end up missing some good opportunity that could have made your life so much better?

 

[motel rooms]

C: What if when you die you end up missing some good opportunity that could have made your life so much better?

R: Yes, what if someone employs me to do this?
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C:

 

[ShePastAway]

R:

C: keep fighting, you've got this!

 

[motel rooms]

R:

C: You haven't been eating healthy, have you? There's nothing that a healthy diet & exercise can't fix!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: If I have to torture myself by eating healthy and exercise then there's even less of a point to living.

C: Get some help.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Get some help.

R:


C:

 

[motel rooms]

C:

R:

C:

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I don't think you have the authority to prove I'm any of those things, much less that I'm all of them.

C: You just have to work on yourself first.

 

[motel rooms]

R:

C:

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

R: We need to trust the experts, of course. The same authorities and experts who told me as a teenager after a 2 minute conversation that I had depression when actually it was a vitamin deficiency. Spitting straight facts and truths, obviously.

C: Only you have the power to help yourself, no one else can, sweatie.

 

[motel rooms]

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Yeah, just shake it off...
Sorry for interrupting the game