Games Clichés

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Just Do It!

R:

(Charcoal burning method)
Oh, wait. I just so happen to have a room for two. *locks person inside room with burning briquettes* Care to join me?

C: You're just doing it for attention.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Well if that were true then stop bothering me whenever I'm being suicidal and see if that gets me to stop!

C: You just don't understand how to manage your stress.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: You just don't understand how to manage your stress.

R: Then show me how to do it, you Monday-morning quarterback! (I can definitely relate to this. Every time someone plays Mr./Ms. Know-It-All it drives me up a wall.)

C: Don't let them win. Prove them wrong!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Who's they? Whoever they are, if they're against me they must be heroes and champions of justice. Might as well let the good guys win.

C: Stop waiting around for change to come to you. You need to be the one to make change for yourself!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Stop waiting around for change to come to you. You need to be the one to make change for yourself!

R: If by this you mean taking my life matters with into my own hands, then gladly I will.

C: Give life a chance.

 

[nolongerhuman]

R. I gave it 22 years; I'd say that's a pretty long time

C. Let's not do anything we might regret.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C. Let's not do anything we might regret.

R: Regret? I'm simply choosing the lesser of two evils.

C: You matter.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

R: Your opinion does not.

C: Get outside and run as fast as you can, bro! wOrKs FoR mE!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I hate exercise, it always makes me feel even worse. I'd rather run away from existing.

C: You have so much to offer the world!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: You have so much to offer the world!

R: KHAJIIT HAS WARES, IF YOU HAVE COIN.

C: You're a disgrace to this family.

 

[nolongerhuman]

R. Guess that means you won't be sad when I go, then. See ya!

C. You may have a vitamin D deficiency, exacerbating your depression. Buy our supplements. Go outside.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I actually used to take supplements and none of them have helped so so much for that theory.

C: Help me help you.

 

[nolongerhuman]

R. If I knew what would help I would. To the best of my knowledge there is nothing you can do.

C. Life has intrinsic value.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: Value is subjective. To me, it's just valuable enough to be worth the trouble yet and I doubt it ever will be.

C: The early bird gets the worm!

 

[nolongerhuman]

R. I wonder how that applies to me dying early

C. Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I think for the sake of that metaphor, I am simply allergic to chocolate so I actually know that all it can give me is pain.

C: Love conquers all.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: Love conquers all.

R: It has been said that love cannot live where there is no trust (Edith Hamilton). Every time I trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn't.

C: Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page. You will never know what the next chapter holds.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: If life's a book then I'd rather keep it short. I hate reading long books especially ones without good enough pictures. Besides this book is starting to get very repetitive for me anyway, whoever wrote it deserves to lose their career.

C: You should learn a skill to take care of yourself better.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: You should learn a skill to take care of yourself better.

R: If by 'take care' you mean to off myself then all that's left is to overcome survival instinct. SI is one tough cookie, but they say practice makes perfect. I know fifteen (sarcasm intended) different ways to tie a noose, and I can do it with my eyes closed.

C: Everything happens for a reason.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: True. My reason for killing myself is to rid the world of one less source of evil.

C: It's all in how you choose to react to the things that happen to you so choose to be happier!

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

C: It's all in how you choose to react to the things that happen to you so choose to be happier!

R: I'm a happy-go-lucky person! Of course I accept whatever happens in life! All the more reason to believe that the end justifies the means!

C: You have to learn to be considerate. Think about the consequences of your actions.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: True, which is why I'm certain that the sooner I die, the sooner things will get better for everyone around me because they won't have to deal with me anymore. In terms of global consequences, consider the fact that there after I die there will be one less fat incel in the world being a shitty person and consuming unholy amounts of food, water, and oxygen that could go to people that deserve more.

C: Whatever happened to you in the past doesn't matter, just move on!

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I would like to, but I can't.

C: You have to find a boy/girl.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

C: You have to find a boy/girl.

R: I would like to, but I can't.

C: You can't just keep moping around if you don't work on yourself.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Why?

C: Be the best version of yourself.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: The best version of myself exists in an alternate universe where nothing bad happened to me AND I also had several extremely lucky opportunities come my way that I didn't receive in this life. Are you saying I should go find them, kill them, and replace them? That's kinda dark...

C: Take some responsibility for once.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: I'm kinda responsible person, but it helps only with doing my duties NOT with living itself.

C: Just go to the psych ward and cure yourself.

 

[blvck]

R wish it was that easy. Ha, you've obviously never been to one, people don't come out 'cured' they just come out not wanting to go back.

C: *someone dies of OD after years struggling with addiction and depression. Leaving behind children, etc* Suicide is so selfish! How could they be that selfish and do that to their kids?

(i love this game, it gave me a chuckle)

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

R: Suicide is NOT selfish! Everybody who says that doesn't understand what depression really is. I will tell you who is selfish. The people who force others to live.

C: Just find some hobby and everything will be okay.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

R: I have tons of hobbies but I'm not good enough to monetize any of them nor do I have the patience or even energy to improve on most of them. My hobbies are considered childish and cringe anyway.

C: Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or something and make yourself useful then if you wanna see real suffering.