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Callie Arcale

Callie Arcale

It’s a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing
Feb 10, 2021
846
R: I've battled bad health for over 4 decades. And now I am tired, really tired. I am done. I have earned the right to give up.

C: Don't let your illness define you!
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: This Debbie Downer sounds like an amazing person, will you introduce me? If not, then how the hell am I supposed to just cheer up?

C: You just need to fix your sleep schedule. Go to sleep no later than 10 pm every night for the rest of your life.
 
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TriggerHappy

TriggerHappy

In the kingdom of th blind; the one-eyed are kings
Jan 24, 2021
1,297
v.Nice thread! couldn't help myself:

1. Just wait & see - it's a phase you're going through...
2. Things will be brighter / better tomorrow...
3. You're being a coward - you'll have to do it all over again )
i know it's mentioned before // repeatd [sic]
4. You're being so selfish - do't you think about those you leave behind
[how much i'm a burden?@ yeah everyday it's about me...]
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,139
v.Nice thread! couldn't help myself:

1. Just wait & see - it's a phase you're going through...
2. Things will be brighter / better tomorrow...
3. You're being a coward - you'll have to do it all over again
4. You're being so selfish - do't you think about those you leave behind
R1: This boss fight is taking waaay too long. One-Winged Angel phase when?

R2: WISE MAN, TELL ME THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.

R3: Coward?
A didnt sign up for this shit he just wanted 34981150

Oh, and you seem to know something i don't. Tell me, who were YOU in your past life?

R4: I missed the part where that's MY problem.

@Dr Iron Arc From Wikipedia:
Debbie Downer is a fictional Saturday Night Live character who debuted in 2004, and was created and portrayed by Rachel Dratch.

The character's name, Debbie Downer, is a slang phrase which refers to someone who frequently adds bad news and negative feelings to a gathering, thus bringing down the mood of everyone around them. Dratch's character would usually appear at social gatherings and interrupt the conversation to voice negative opinions and pronouncements.

C: You just need to fix your sleep schedule. Go to sleep no later than 10 pm every night for the rest of your life.
R: I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail. Yes, I would. If I could, I surely would~♪

(Lyrics from El Condor Pasa (If I could) by Simon & Garfunkel)



C: It's all in your attitude.
 
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DuckieWaddles

DuckieWaddles

Student
Nov 18, 2020
115
R: And?

C: You wouldn't tell me if you were actually suicidal
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: You're right, my mistake. I'm not suicidal at all. *winks* have a nice day and don't worry about thing... :heh:

C: Suicide is a crime because you're murdering yourself and psychologically scarring your loved ones.
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
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C: Suicide is a crime because you're murdering yourself and psychologically scarring your loved ones.
R: Crime? Call the cops on me then! Go on, do it!

Fun fact: In my country, only last year did the powers that be decriminalise attempted suicide.

C: You are a miracle. It is rare to be born a human being.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: well I'd rather have been born a different human being so I guess I'd better try my luck again.

C: Have you tried going outside and experiencing nature more?
 
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Hirokami

Hirokami

Out of order
Feb 21, 2021
607
R: I don't get how a bunch of trees are supposed to help but ok.

C: Have you tried going to church?
 
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LittleBabyNothing

LittleBabyNothing

Suffering Autointoxification
Nov 22, 2020
432
R: yes, when the devil told me to burn it down.

C: but so many will miss you!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: Yeah, they'll miss having someone inferior than them around to feel better about themselves over. Big whoop.

C: You'll go to hell!
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,139
C: You'll go to hell!
R: How do you know? Have you been there?

Also, I'm afraid I don't share your beliefs. According to the <insert fictional doctrine here>, I'll go to a fantasy realm of fairies, goblins, elves, trolls, dwarves, giants, mermaids, gnomes, magic and enchantment when I die.

C: If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would have done it already.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: Well I have tried a few times and failed, so I'm just gonna make sure I'm more prepared next time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

C: What about all of the things you're going to regret missing out on?
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,139
C: What about all of the things you're going to regret missing out on?
R: How bold of you to assume that I'm interested in whatever life has to offer.

They say life is but fleeting moments of happiness strung together on a necklace of despair (Marian Keyes, This Charming Man). However, as you can neither flaunt nor sell the aforementioned piece, it is not worth the investment.

C: Your attitude determines your altitude.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: My attitude isn't going to change in the slightest unless certain impossible conditions are met so if my attitude is the cause of this suicidality, then it's never gonna go away.

C: You'll never attract a nice woman/man thinking about suicide like that.
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Behind the guilt was compassion
Jan 26, 2021
5,753
R: I couldn't even get a girlfriend back when my life wasn't a complete shit-show and I didn't look like a child rapist.

C: You're literally murdering my children by being suicidal!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: Well there are these magical things called site filters that you can set up for any home router network. You can filter out all sorts of websites, search terms, and even images to avert your child's innocent eyes. If you're dumb enough to not even be able to use that, then it ain't my fault your child is suicidal, it's likely yours.

C: You're just having a bad day.
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Behind the guilt was compassion
Jan 26, 2021
5,753
R: All I have are negative bad thoughts days.
Warner Bros Lol GIF by Joker Movie

C: You're not you when you're hungry.
 
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NeverSatisfied

NeverSatisfied

Experienced
Dec 28, 2020
225
C: Go get professional help.
R: ...yeah, there are some professionals I've been looking into. Ever heard of Dignitas?

C: Just smiling more often can help. Everyone wants to to see your smile.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: No they don't. 1616521187677
Besides, smiling on the outside is easy. Smiling on the inside when there's nothing to smile about is too hard.

C: Think of all the poor cleanup people who'd have to get involved with cleaning up your body!
 
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LittleBabyNothing

LittleBabyNothing

Suffering Autointoxification
Nov 22, 2020
432
R: have you seen how much they're paid?! And i'll leave them a tip next to my suicide note.

C: You have to believe in yourself
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: All of history's worst people believed in themselves. Hitler, Stalin, Ted Bundy, Donald Trump if you're a liberal, and Bill Clinton if you're a conservative: all of them believed in themselves and accomplished what they wanted. Not saying I'd be that bad but still. Me with belief in myself is a very dangerous thing to unleash upon the world. You should be very afraid and take those words back because you will not like the result.

C: Have you tried online dating? It's all the rage right now!
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
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C: Have you tried online dating? It's all the rage right now!
R: Not a bad idea, but I'm a tad bit sceptical about venturing into uncharted territory. Who knows? Your 36-24-36 hourglass model might turn out to be a kiddie fiddler in real life.

C: The biggest risk is not taking one.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
C: The biggest risk is not taking one.
R: Well if you know me I'm actually very risk-averse so I guess I will avoid this biggest risk by making the other risk to commit suicide.

C: But what if you die and it turns out you could have been extremely lucky the very next day! Life is all ups and downs and by ending it you are also preventing any future joy!
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
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C: But what if you die and it turns out you could have been extremely lucky the very next day! Life is all ups and downs and by ending it you are also preventing any future joy!
R: Then there's also the possibility that tomorrow can be my unluckiest. If life were a math equation, positive and negative cancel each other out. The result you get is a 'net-zero'.

C: There's a light at the end of the tunnel.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: That light is probably just coming from another train ready to hit me. It's a common misconception.

C: People will miss you, even if they barely knew you, it will weigh on them heavily and make them sad.
 
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LittleBabyNothing

LittleBabyNothing

Suffering Autointoxification
Nov 22, 2020
432
R: They might miss me for fleeting moments that pass. My sadness is constant and endless whether i bring them the occasional moment or joy. Would they rather i suffer all the time to save them some sadness? Wow, they must really like me to wish that, not!

C: I read cold water swimming/herbal tea/(insert latest fad) fixes depression, have you tried that yet?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
R: Been there, done that, still depressed. Wow. Thanks for the advice.

C: I'm here for you if you need to talk. Talk to me.
 
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