GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
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I'd accuse you of being two-dimensional but don't take it personally, everyone is two-dimensional to me!
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I'd accuse you of being two-dimensional but don't take it personally, everyone is two-dimensional to me!
I've wondered about carrots but I don't want to be unreasonable.I'd accuse you of being two-dimensional but don't take it personally, everyone is two-dimensional to me!
@Underscore
I see that.
I always thought you had a predilection for things growing underground, being an archaelogist and all.
But I am eagerly waiting to see where you will take us on this journey of self-discovery through vegetables.
I see that.
I always thought you had a predilection for things growing underground, being an archaelogist and all.
But I am eagerly waiting to see where you will take us on this journey of self-discovery through vegetables.
RM5998
Sack of Meat
- Sep 3, 2018
- 2,202
I spent a whole day making a doughnut in Blender. And I might spend the next few days adding more detail onto that doughnut. Fun times.
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
I'd accuse you of being two-dimensional but don't take it personally, everyone is two-dimensional to me!
I read your post about 2D perception. I was just as equally intrigued as Underscore.
Is this like trying to cook an egg in an electric water boiler? Cause I have to tell you a friend of mine tried that and it did not work. And the tea tasted funny for weeks.
RM5998
Sack of Meat
- Sep 3, 2018
- 2,202
A. Blender is a 3D modelling software.
B. You can boil an egg in an electric water boiler... it takes practice though.
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
The donut is going to taste funny after a few days of working on it. There's art, and then there's the waste of a donut.
Oh, I see, sorry, I had no idea Blender was a software. Every day is a school day.
My answer was as nonsensical as when @faust told a user to eat from small plates to lose weight, in response to the question "how can I hit fat?"
Oh man, @faust I have to tell you that post still makes me giggle. If only you knew :-)
How's life in India @RM5998 ? Is the situation better at home? Last we spoke you were complaining about the lack of privacy.
Lol I knew about Blender but I still had this image of a donut sitting in a blender spinning around the blades which were through the hole in the middle
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
I thought you were being a smartass, it made me laugh. I would have believed you if you played it off with "I knew that." And I thought @Underscore was missing the humor.
This could so easily turn into a cluster fuck, I shouldn't even post this comment.
But I don't carrot all.
RM5998
Sack of Meat
- Sep 3, 2018
- 2,202
At home, not really. There are times of the day I'm getting yelled at, and there are quiet moments. That's about it. Thankfully, this will end by the end of August, when I've joined my job (hopefully they won't decide to fire me before I join).
Well, I'll get back to you when I can animate that. Will take a few weeks for me to learn enough of Blender for that though.
I never got the hang of it myself but then I've never had any call for 3D stuff in my old job. I only dabbled cuz it was free.
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
@Epsilon0, there is one similar thing I encountered on my life path. Hope you will enjoy this! And yes, this is not my text
A family from England is on holiday in Germany. Somehow walking around, they noticed a lovely house and they thought it was ideal for their vacation. As it turned out later, the owner of the house was a pastor, with whom the family immediately concluded a lease. When the family returned to England, a woman
suddenly realized that she had not seen the toilet neither in the house, nor next to it. So she decided to write a letter to the pastor:
'Dear pastor ..., this is the family with whom you signed the lease. We forgot to find out where the WC is. Could you clarify this for us? Yours faithfully, ....! '.
After reading the letter, the priest did not understand what abbreviation WC means, and after a short consideration decided that they meant the German-English church 'Walls Chapel'.
That's how his reply looked like:
'Dear family, I sincerely thank you for your choice(!) and
I have the honor to inform you that the place that interests you is
located 12 km from the house, which is obviously not very convenient for those who visit it quite often. In this case, you can take lunch there. You can get there by car, as well as on your own, but it is advisable to arrive as early as possible, so as not to disturb other visitors and have some time to take a seat. This place has a very nice air-conditioning, the children can sit down next to their parents and everyone sings in chorus. For these purposes, a paper sheet is issued near the entrance. For those who are late, there is an option to use the sheet of their neighbor. After that, all the sheets must be returned back and eventually they are given to poor people.
Very strong acoustics are implemented in this place so that all people outside can hear what is happening inside. Also, there is a special glass installed through which you can see people in different positions.
I really hope that I have given you enough information to clarify the question you are interested in.
Best Wishes and Kind Regards,
Pastor ...
A family from England is on holiday in Germany. Somehow walking around, they noticed a lovely house and they thought it was ideal for their vacation. As it turned out later, the owner of the house was a pastor, with whom the family immediately concluded a lease. When the family returned to England, a woman
suddenly realized that she had not seen the toilet neither in the house, nor next to it. So she decided to write a letter to the pastor:
'Dear pastor ..., this is the family with whom you signed the lease. We forgot to find out where the WC is. Could you clarify this for us? Yours faithfully, ....! '.
After reading the letter, the priest did not understand what abbreviation WC means, and after a short consideration decided that they meant the German-English church 'Walls Chapel'.
That's how his reply looked like:
'Dear family, I sincerely thank you for your choice(!) and
I have the honor to inform you that the place that interests you is
located 12 km from the house, which is obviously not very convenient for those who visit it quite often. In this case, you can take lunch there. You can get there by car, as well as on your own, but it is advisable to arrive as early as possible, so as not to disturb other visitors and have some time to take a seat. This place has a very nice air-conditioning, the children can sit down next to their parents and everyone sings in chorus. For these purposes, a paper sheet is issued near the entrance. For those who are late, there is an option to use the sheet of their neighbor. After that, all the sheets must be returned back and eventually they are given to poor people.
Very strong acoustics are implemented in this place so that all people outside can hear what is happening inside. Also, there is a special glass installed through which you can see people in different positions.
I really hope that I have given you enough information to clarify the question you are interested in.
Best Wishes and Kind Regards,
Pastor ...
Me and computers... is like... (insert funny simile here)
I know very little about computers, and the only programs I am comfortable using are the ones I learned to use at work.
Now let's see which of us finds the first picture of a doughnut in a blender and posts it here.
Oh my Lord @faust
Hahahahahaha!
the children can sit down next to their parents and everyone sings in chorus
This is so hillarious and disturbing at the same time.
Good one!
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GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
Now let's see which of us finds the first picture of a dought in a blender and posts it here.
That was hard! The only image not on the internet! The closest I could get, from a recipe for making donuts in a blender...
I want to get back to the carrot in the shower, though. That one made me snort.
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
I gotta go grab a carrot from the fridge. All this talk made me crave the taste. You guys are a great influence on me :-)
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
@GoodPersonEffed
Someone just posted and asked if full suspension is 100% sure.
Sounds like a good thread to post your carrot juice photo, hahaha!
Someone just posted and asked if full suspension is 100% sure.
Sounds like a good thread to post your carrot juice photo, hahaha!
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
I miss Dog. Not seen him for a year now. Next door's dog is nuts.
one4all
I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
- Feb 3, 2020
- 3,455
Carrots, mushrooms and potatos!! Sounds like we have the makings for a lovely stew or soup.
We will leave Dog out of this though.
*sits at the bar and grabs a round*
We will leave Dog out of this though.
*sits at the bar and grabs a round*
Carina
Angelic
- Dec 22, 2019
- 4,005
That was a pretty decent comedy. Even if they always ended up at the bar lol
