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one4all

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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
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Trouser snakes are deadly. Hence why it pisses people off I suppose.

I think that depends on what it did to a person. I haven't seen any reports of those being deadly. :wink:
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

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I think that depends on what it did to a person. I haven't seen any reports of those being deadly. :wink:
You might catch Corona and CTB if you don't wrap it.
 
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@one4all

Sometimes love's a loaded gun
And it shoots to kill


(Only the cheesiest and best lyrics in his entire discography.)
 
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one4all

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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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@Epsilon0 Hey Stoopid?
 
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Trousers is my favourite word.
 
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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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Trouser Potatos
 
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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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@RM5998 I see you put that word to good use :ahhha:
 
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Soulless_Angel

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existence is futile
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One day a potato wanted to eat a mushroom, whilst eating said mushroom it decided to try and wear some trousers, upon which point it realised it had no legs, sulking, the potato grabbed up a pizza slicer and created the legs it needed, but how can a potato create legs using a pizza slicer when it has no arms?
 
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One day a potato wanted to eat a mushroom, whilst eating said mushroom it decided to try and wear some trousers, upon which point it realised it had no legs, sulking, the potato grabbed up a pizza slicer and created the legs it needed, but how can a potato create legs using a pizza slicer when it has no arms?
You just summed up the absurdity of my life.
 
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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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One day a potato wanted to eat a mushroom, whilst eating said mushroom it decided to try and wear some trousers, upon which point it realised it had no legs, sulking, the potato grabbed up a pizza slicer and created the legs it needed, but how can a potato create legs using a pizza slicer when it has no arms?

All i can say is WOW.. now that was a very interesting concept and fits right in with this forum :pfff:
 
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@Underscore 9Gag?
 
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Yeah. Same old.
Yeah. Sorry for ya. I'm like that too right now. Fighting the fight and posting funnies but I sat in my back yard in the sun all afternoon practically in tears from feeling homesick.
I want to go home.
 
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Is going home even an option?

@Underscore
Never. My home now belongs to someone else after three generations in my family. And they have gutted it. I don't even have the emotional capacity to walk past it and see all my hard work ripped down. It was no normal house, it was the first one in the neighbourhood, unique and remarkable. I did not deserve to return there but I still cherished it.
 
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Your words are heartbreaking @Underscore
 
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Lorntroubles

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Jan 19, 2020
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Where's home to you? Can't say I have ever felt homesick as I bounce around a lot. Can imagine it is not a comforting feeling. :(
 
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Where's home to you? Can't say I have ever felt homesick as I bounce around a lot. Can imagine it is not a comforting feeling. :(
Home was the inherited family house I returned to after a lifetime of never feeling at home. Now I just live in a shitty little house in the UK. I'm lucky really, its not that bad i was just spoilt.
I moved around a lot when young so it wasn't an issue until I came back to my childhood home. That feeling of returning and belonging again was indescribable but unrealistic.
 
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I just realized it's Easter day tomorrow.
 
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