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Quarky00

Quarky00

Enlightened
Dec 17, 2019
1,956
It has sinks too ;)
I now think this 'lounge' thread is disrespectful to conscientious people .

I assume just like the misleading 'no-sink' thread (as it has sinks) -- this lounge may contain not so 'loungy' people .

I feel betrayed where ever I go .

Zuc looc
 
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jgm63

Visionary
Oct 28, 2019
2,467
Ask Cecil how my cooking is. ;)
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Did Cecil cook your reply and ask your cooking is with reply while cooking and reply with Cecil with ask how cooking ?
Did cooking ask Cecil to cook Cecil, with Cecil-me-seed-buns ?

I hope this demonstrates how my AI is highly advanced, and is perfectly capable of manning a helpline with no human intervention.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all required conversational matters promptly, swiftly, and to the point.

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Jean4

Jean4

Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
Apr 28, 2019
7,558
HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

Please explain more how I can help you with "Ask Cecil how my cooking is" ?
What is your feeling about "Ask Cecil how my cooking is" ?
Did you ask Cecil how your cooking is, but Cecil did not respond ?
Did Cecil ask your cooking how Cecil is, and did your cooking reply ?
Did your cooking ask Cecil how Cecil was and Cecil asked Cecil to cook while cooking a reply with how my cooking is ?
Did Cecil cook your reply and ask your cooking is with reply while cooking and reply with Cecil with ask how cooking ?
Did cooking ask Cecil to cook Cecil, with Cecil-me-seed-buns ?

I hope this demonstrates how my AI is highly advanced, and is perfectly capable of manning a helpline with no human intervention.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all required conversational matters promptly, swiftly, and to the point.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR, buffer overflow, please contact Cecil support. A Cecil-bot will be happy to answer your support query and will talk to your faulty Cecil to bring about a swift repair ]
Look out. I may start an ask Cecil thread. :blarg:
 
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jgm63

Visionary
Oct 28, 2019
2,467
Look out. I may start an ask Cecil thread. :blarg:
I'm back..... Sorry, my reply-bot seems to be a little faulty at present....
I guess the CTB count on the site could be in danger of increasing if cecil has his own thread....

:sunglasses:
 
Jean4

Jean4

Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
Apr 28, 2019
7,558
I'm back..... Sorry, my reply-bot seems to be a little faulty at present....
I guess the CTB count on the site could be in danger of increasing if cecil has his own thread....

:sunglasses:
Darn. I was kinda liking Cecil more than you :blarg:
 
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jgm63

Visionary
Oct 28, 2019
2,467
Darn. I was kinda liking Cecil more than you :blarg:
:smiling:
I guess now I just have to hope you are joking.... (nervous laugh).

I'm sure we could call upon cecil from time to time, who knows, perhaps the AI will improve gradually...
 
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one4all

one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
3,455
That's love language talk to me. Toss in anything illicit and I'm all ears.

Sex and drugs and Rock -n -Roll
I now think this 'lounge' thread is disrespectful to conscientious people .

I assume just like the misleading 'no-sink' thread (as it has sinks) -- this lounge may contain not so 'loungy' people .

I feel betrayed where ever I go .

Zuc looc

Who said we have sinks???
whoa... don't think anyone wants toilets lol

That was up to the person that designed it :blarg: I was just renting some space
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
Oct 30, 2019
25,159
Not seen one song even yet. Lemme break the peace with some nostalgia.

 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
Oct 30, 2019
25,159
Well WTF.. you're a musician. I think they were hoping for a Brick In The Wall unplugged set. No pressure though.
The mix has changed


Nice, yea what do you play btw?
 
Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
Oct 30, 2019
25,159
I've tried guitar and harmonica. It was fun while it lasted. But that was decades ago. I was just for fun.
Currently i play empty bottles. Blow on the jug style
Fuuuck I have a brilliant line but can't say it right now. I'll just say you should refill those bottles for now.
 
one4all

one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
3,455
Fuuuck I have a brilliant line but can't say it right now. I'll just say you should refill those bottles for now.
PM me later :sunglasses: Each has there own level of being filled. It would not be the same harmonics if they all resonated at the same frequecny.
HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

Please explain more how I can help you with "Ask Cecil how my cooking is" ?
What is your feeling about "Ask Cecil how my cooking is" ?
Did you ask Cecil how your cooking is, but Cecil did not respond ?
Did Cecil ask your cooking how Cecil is, and did your cooking reply ?
Did your cooking ask Cecil how Cecil was and Cecil asked Cecil to cook while cooking a reply with how my cooking is ?
Did Cecil cook your reply and ask your cooking is with reply while cooking and reply with Cecil with ask how cooking ?
Did cooking ask Cecil to cook Cecil, with Cecil-me-seed-buns ?

I hope this demonstrates how my AI is highly advanced, and is perfectly capable of manning a helpline with no human intervention.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all required conversational matters promptly, swiftly, and to the point.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR, buffer overflow, please contact Cecil support. A Cecil-bot will be happy to answer your support query and will talk to your faulty Cecil to bring about a swift repair ]

OK.. this is scary
 
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Otter

Experienced
Feb 10, 2020
263
and if you happen to hear any flattering comments, but aren't sure where they're coming from, then don't be alarmed.
It will be from the peanuts.....
THEY'RE COMPLIMENTARY !!!!! [ I'll get my coat..... ]

Ta. Da. Tsk
If the peanuts are complimentary, then the drinks are on the house - everyone please get a ladder!
Ahhhh, another. Ta. Da. Tsk!
 
one4all

one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
3,455
buenos días
 
Suicide_vampire

Suicide_vampire

In Vino Veritas
Feb 11, 2020
426
Hey @one4all i found your little corner. Did you build all this for me ☺️
 
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Polly

Specialist
Jan 15, 2020
309
HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

Please explain more how I can help you with "Ask Cecil how my cooking is" ?
What is your feeling about "Ask Cecil how my cooking is" ?
Did you ask Cecil how your cooking is, but Cecil did not respond ?
Did Cecil ask your cooking how Cecil is, and did your cooking reply ?
Did your cooking ask Cecil how Cecil was and Cecil asked Cecil to cook while cooking a reply with how my cooking is ?
Did Cecil cook your reply and ask your cooking is with reply while cooking and reply with Cecil with ask how cooking ?
Did cooking ask Cecil to cook Cecil, with Cecil-me-seed-buns ?

I hope this demonstrates how my AI is highly advanced, and is perfectly capable of manning a helpline with no human intervention.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all required conversational matters promptly, swiftly, and to the point.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR, buffer overflow, please contact Cecil support. A Cecil-bot will be happy to answer your support query and will talk to your faulty Cecil to bring about a swift repair ]
Priceless
 
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Suicide_vampire

Suicide_vampire

In Vino Veritas
Feb 11, 2020
426
It all looks wonderful you did a great job... However.... The name might come over a little nazi-ish
 
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