Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Lorntroubles]

Can I watch you eat?

 

[Caspers]

I'm an aromantic asexual

 

[Leech]

You have really luscious nose hairs.

 

[Soul]

Explosive diarrhrea runs in my family.

 

[donquixote42]

I am asexual

 

[watereyes]

I have gangrene. wanna see?

 

[UiopQwerty]

How many terrabyte do ya have?

 

[Phill]

Can I watch you piss?

 

[UiopQwerty]

Shouldnt you think about what you eat?

 

[Symbiote]

I want you to meet my wife

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

You look exactly like my mom/dad.

 

[UiopQwerty]

You got dingleberries?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I don't fancy yours much.

 

[UiopQwerty]

My sisters like that kind of music too!

 

[aeon]

Do you always talk so much ?

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

"So when do we fuck?"

Also this...

 

[UiopQwerty]

No? Lets just take some pizza and a few beer...

 

[combatcuteness]

I love you

 

[Chemicalcastration20]

I prefer women that love anal.

 

[UiopQwerty]

What is it called? yeast infection?

 

[Mentalmick]

I wouldn't call it cannibalism, but...

 

[awfullife]

I've been watching you for awhile
I'm in the coldplay fanclub.
I'm not racist at all but...
I am the son of man
You're on your cycle arent u?
I brought my own tea

 

[Inferdan]

I always did like submissive women

 

[G0dOfSadness]

I practice kissing on my sister.

 

[UiopQwerty]

My grandma have the same shoes as you.

 

[awfullife]

I want to be inside you
Waitress is in love with me
May I smell your hair?
Why are you interrogating me?

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

"Do you also enjoy sniffing paint?"
"Watch me dent this car"
"These are genuine bloodstains"

 

[mjs135]

Your not what I was expecting

 

[Isadeth]

I take all my dates here
You should only have salad.

 

[LunarPyotr]

If you're from germany, just say something like "I love AFD, watch RTL all day and I often read Bild Newspaper" :)