Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[NotGonnaLast]

I hope you like fish tacos *wink wink*

 

[a_strange_day]

My kids. Sitters are so expensive.

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Can you clean my dogs shit.

 

[Angina]

I am not a girl. :D

 

[ghostgirl1995]

"I'm not listening to you, I'm thinking of ways to ctb inside my head"

 

[Nyxx33]

This would be a great line game for the improv group I'm a part of hah

"That's not how he did it."

"Protection? Yea I have a gun"

 

[Joey]

I don't wear a mask

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Can you kill me instead

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You look just like my mum

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

I dont like you

 

[Inferdan]

I honestly did this for a dare

 

[Desi]

I have always had a lot of communication problems with my mother.
it's more than 6 ok. But it's so effective to kill a date, seriously.

ps: in 6: i don't talk to my mother

 

[WirriumDank]

I'm legally required to tell you...

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Who are you again?

 

[lostangel]

my last date was years ago

 

[Heart Shards]

I'm pregnant!

 

[Deleted member 17949]

I'm pregnant!

Bonus points if you're a guy

 

[Heart Shards]

Bonus points if you're a guy

Well, this got serious.

 

[WitheringAway]

Wanna suicide pact?

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Wanna suicide pact?

Did that with my boyfriend. We married after that.


"can my late husbands grandpa join?"

 

[Tragoedia Vitae]

-I'm into vore.....eat me!
-(As a girl) I was born without a vagina.
-I always sleep in a coffin.
-I'm addicted to eating toilet paper.
-I had sex with my car.
-My vagina just fell out....oops.
-Wanna drink my blood?
-Your flesh looks delicious...may I bite?
-Marry me and pay off my debts!

 

[NotGonnaLast]

I love money... I mean you

 

[disconnection]

- I've just been diagnosed with cancer.
- Sorry, was talking to the voices.
- Have you ever been psychotic?
- I have no friends.
- Climate catastrophe can't come soon enough.
- I always fart when I laugh.
- Happy people make me sick.
- Let's marry in a graveyard.
- Screw this, I'm bored.
- I've been homeless since last year.
- Are your breasts real?
- I only date satanists.
- Sorry, I'll be at AA then.
- Hopes and dreams are overrated.
- I never wash my underwear.
- Who's your favourite serial killer?

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I can hear your sssssssssssskin.... *Wet slurping noises*

 

[Csmith8827]

So your a real woman, right?

 

[Brackenshire]

Puts hand over mouth...turns head to the side and whispers what do you think Ren ..under my breath

 

[Lorntroubles]

You're not my type.

 

[Dontfeelmuchpain]

"Get out ugly ass bitch" in a really pissed of serious tone
Bet this would work

 

[Varstraben]

You look that fat in real !
Dog lick better than you.
I don't look for humain. (tested and approved)

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

My mum does it different..
My mum cooks better..
My dad could do it..
What do you think about politics?
What do you think about religion?
Everyone in my family had cancer..
I pray to Lucifer and God..
My voices dont like you..
I got split personality..
Can i borrow your gun?