- I've just been diagnosed with cancer.
- Sorry, was talking to the voices.
- Have you ever been psychotic?
- I have no friends.
- Climate catastrophe can't come soon enough.
- I always fart when I laugh.
- Happy people make me sick.
- Let's marry in a graveyard.
- Screw this, I'm bored.
- I've been homeless since last year.
- Are your breasts real?
- I only date satanists.
- Sorry, I'll be at AA then.
- Hopes and dreams are overrated.
- I never wash my underwear.
- Who's your favourite serial killer?