Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[GoBack]

My ex had bigger muscles

 

[Final Escape]

Are u ok with herpes?

 

[Simba]

Me: I have social problems ,basically HFA/ Asperger's Syndrom.

Me: Look how weird my teeth look like ! (I actually had an accident and my teeth therefore are out :/ )

Me: I've got food problems... I don't chew solid food only soft food. (I said it once to one girl and she was like "yuck ,i don't get you " and im a girl not in a lesbian way so i don't know if that counts )

Me: Am i upsetting everyone /and or Are you ok ? (I tend to ask that ALOT for some reason..)

Me: im ugly. I want to kill myself. etc.

Good luck to me if I'll ever have a date! Only had 1and a ½ and he was mean and made me small so yeah :/

 

[SoftAndSad]

No words needed, I just need to show up, hah.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

It's ok I'll fuck ugly chicks

 

[Brackenshire]

It's ok I'll fuck ugly chicks

Hahahaha

 

[NotGonnaLast]

And this is my wife

 

[Brackenshire]

Can we role play, exchange clothes
Im into colon cleanse

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Do you have a safeword?

 

[Brackenshire]

Can we role play, exchange clothes
Im into colon cleanse

Together

 

[NotGonnaLast]

So what if your my daughter?

 

[Lonelyman]

I think I like your sister

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

You are paying for dinner right?

 

[NotGonnaLast]

No Dude, I'm not a chick

 

[mx5nb3]

im going to kill myself tomorrow

 

[NotGonnaLast]

I like knives *pulls one out and licks the blade while maintaining eye contact and not blinking)

 

[Anonymoussn]

You looked thinner in your picture!

 

[NotGonnaLast]

And this is my current wife

 

[weeks of the day]

Can I date your sister too?

 

[Dreamless Sleep]

I'm vegan.

 

[illbeinthegarage]

you're easier than i thought

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You don't look dead enough yet...

 

[Deleted member 17949]

gesturing to shoes

"Your feet look cute in those"

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Oh, you can use Photoshop...

 

[_Minsk]

got some sn?:)

 

[NotGonnaLast]

(on a first date)

Ignore the rope and blindfold

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

My dead husband does it better.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

My dead husband does it better.

YOUR dead husband does it better

 

[TheSoulless]

"I never wash my hands"

Bonus points if said right after coming out of the bathroom

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

You cant afford me.