Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[_Minsk]

I live in my mom's basement.
Guy to a girl: Dinner's on you, right?
I'm into scat!

 

[Arrow]

i browse sanctioned suicide every day

i'm less than six feet tall ... *girl leaves*

 

[RockBot]

I don't believe in hand washing

 

[pete_x]

No.
Maybe.
Well, I think...

 

[Matthias_k]

Want a drink before...?

 

[Brink]

Codependency is the trend with me

 

[GoBack]

So when should we get married

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Another one for the wank bank!

Extra points if you do a cartoonish wink.

 

[Giraffey]

I actually heard all of these for real on the same date. Call me shallow, but she didn't get a second...

I pushed him down a staircase.
We threw kittens in the river.
No not you, my imaginary friends.
Astronauts drink their own wee, yum.

 

[MoreThanAFeeling]

Sex before marriage is sinful.

 

[marcusuk63]

Wanna Kill me as i cum ?

 

[GoBack]

I’m ovulating today

 

[MoreThanAFeeling]

You're not my type.

 

[GoBack]

We’re soooooo compatible I love you

 

[Matthias_k]

Photo with friends, my bedroom...

 

[GoBack]

That’s my barstool buddy getup

 

[Amnesty]

People have a right to die.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I hate my ex so much.

 

[GoBack]

That’s my dad there watching us

( I mean in a public place chaperone way )

 

[RileyTanaka]

Do you hear disembodied satanic voices?

+2 words: I do.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Guy: I don't carry condoms. Got any?

Twenty minutes later, resentfully: These are too big.

 

[WhiteDespair]

You skin tastes like my sister's.

 

[Taraxias]

I want to kill my self

 

[GoBack]

My uncle is also my cousin

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You look prettier when you're asleep

 

[GoBack]

Do you mind me filming this?

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Your sister said you were cheap

 

[GoBack]

Your picture was much nicer

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You're such a good friend

 

[GoBack]

What’s your name again?