Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Aww, that's such a sweet compliment. Stop it, you're completely ruining my tough-girl act now.

You're welcome

"Thought you were a good girl"

yes, yes I know, nothing to do with the post before

 

[The Blackangel]

Was that you that farted?

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

You're uniquely talented in self-centredness

 

[MissAbyss]

You turned chemistry into wishful thinking.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Are you DTF?

Would probably still work on most guys tbf

 

[MissAbyss]

Your foreplay probably needs emotional support.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Your foreplay probably needs emotional support.

We back to considering the previous post, I see, I see.
But I gotta give it to you, that was a pretty good one.

"Your conversation skills translate to bed?"

This would seriously sound less awkward if I was allowed to use more than 6 words ngl.

 

[MissAbyss]

"Your conversation skills translate to bed?"

Yes, my best conversations happen horizontally.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Yes, my best conversations happen horizontally.

I'm not sure if any of these last 2 would be very date ending if I'm being honest, I suspect quite the opposite. I'm not sure about this one yet:

"Making love only horizontally lacks innovation"

 

[star.trip]

Is that really all you can?
Wait, you have my ex's name?

 

[MissAbyss]

"Making love only horizontally lacks innovation"

Good thing I'm creatively multidirectional then.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Good thing I'm creatively multidirectional then.

Context-related, I like that you suck.

 

[MissAbyss]

Context-related, I like that you suck.

Careful, curiosity turns addictive around me.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Careful, curiosity turns addictive around me.

Your charming conceit is quite lovely.

 

[MissAbyss]

Your charming conceit is quite lovely.

Now I'm blushing, you charming menace!

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Now I'm blushing, you charming menace!

Blushing? Looked like a epileptic seizure

 

[MissAbyss]

Blushing? Looked like a epileptic seizure

At least my reaction had some life.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

At least my reaction had some life.

Wow, your aura just screams death.

 

[MissAbyss]

Wow, your aura just screams death.

Thanks! Dead inside still counts, apparently.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Thanks! Dead inside still counts, apparently.

You're still warm, fulfilling my standards

 

[MissAbyss]

You're still warm, fulfilling my standards

My pulse flatlines around low standards.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

My pulse flatlines around low standards.

Having a pulse is bare minimum.

 

[MissAbyss]

Having a pulse is bare minimum.

Then I officially ruined the date!

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Then I officially ruined the date!

Look, I have brought a gun!