Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Isadeth]

"I paid, you owe me sex"

 

[Ghost2211]

I don't like condoms.
Suicide is rational sometimes.
I have free range pet spiders.
I prefer not to shave.
What's a toothbrush?

 

[Isadeth]

I have free range pet spiders.

Omg lololol I'd nope right on out

 

[awfullife]

I think we have something special
I don't believe in relationships.
You are my favorite one
Want to get a Brazilian together?
It's not you, it's me. Goodbye.

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

"You must meet my sixty cats!"

 

[Isadeth]

"You must meet my sixty cats!"

Ugh I can smell this comment lolol
I stalked your social media

 

[awfullife]

What is your social security number?

 

[Symbiote]

My probation officer says I'm nice.

 

[Bigpink]

You remind me of my mother

 

[UiopQwerty]

Cant we just be one?!

 

[Mentalmick]

Coffin? Doesn't everyone sleep in one?

 

[Isadeth]

*date scratches head* sorry, I have lice.

 

[Symbiote]

Hold my beer.....

 

[Bigpink]

Wanna see my Nazi memorabilia?

 

[awfullife]

I'm so hard right now
So you want some of this?
You look frumpier than your picture

 

[NumbItAll]

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

 

[Mentalmick]

Why, what's in the basement?

 

[Donk]

how many kids should we have

 

[Ghost2211]

I collect hundreds of dolls.

 

[Weightoftheworld]

"To be honest, I'm a man"

 

[Donk]

I collect hundreds of dolls.

 

[foxdie]

"Just $5000 and you'll triple it"

 

[signifying nothing]

AHAHAHAAHHHHHHAGSFHJJFDFHJGGAAAHHHHHAAAHAH!!!!!

 

[awfullife]

That's a cool car! Wanna trade?
I think I'm falling for you.
I always chew food like this.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

"Don't have kids, it's selfish."

"Don't like Subway, prefer Domino's."

"I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing."

"2D is always better than 3D."

"To be honest, I'm a man"

"IT'S A TRAP!!!"

I always chew food like this.

Reminds me of this YouTuber called Quang Tran. Excellent cook, but not a fan of the chewing noises.

 

[Ghost2211]

My hobby is clown cosplay.

 

[awfullife]

Why are you staring at me
You hate me don't you
Your boobs are HUGE
I wanna rub your face

 

[Symbiote]

Proud Member of the Aryan Nation

 

[awfullife]

I need to call my mom

 

[Mentalmick]

You're Jack the what?