Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Ghost2211]

Soooo, you still have both kidneys?

 

[aeon]

May I drive you home ?

 

[Jumper Geo]

I'm related to Jack the Ripper,

 

[Symbiote]

1st date: I love you
2nd date: I love you more
3rd date: lets get married
4th date: I want yo babies

 

[Bigpink]

Shall we get matching maga hats?

 

[Jumper Geo]

Elephant impression with no fingers, lol

 

[awfullife]

Do you fear the reaper?
"What do you mean?"
Just what I said

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

You watch the game last night?

 

[Ghost2211]

What do my fingers smell like?

 

[painoflife]

You look better with a mask

 

[Antigonish]

Do you wanna fuck, cause I'll fuck

 

[PointlessStruggle]

im 5'4

 

[Antigonish]

-You remind me of my ex
-I thought you were like 16
-I love giving head

 

[throwaway123]

How do I ruin this date?

 

[that_guy2611]

gloves are socks but for hands

 

[Deleted member 22624]

You look just like my sister

 

[awfullife]

Do the curtains match the carpet?

 

[Aap]

Diarrhea

 

[aeon]

Mom's picking me up, thanks.

 

[awfullife]

what's wrong with your complexion?

 

[Studio84]

That dress makes you look fat

 

[Squiddy]

I have explosive diarrhea.
I'm broke, you'll have to pay.
Can you change my diaper?

 

[Studio84]

Does this look infected to you?

 

[Mentalmick]

GAAAHH!!! PUT IT AWAY!!!!!!

 

[Amber1974!!]

i browse sanctioned suicide every day

i'm less than six feet tall ... *girl leaves*

Not all girls are like that about a guy's height, one of my exes was a couple inches shorter then me, didn't matter to me

 

[ScaredGirl]

Hi there, my name is Lillie (because I suck too much)

 

[Gnip]

When was your sex change?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Hi I'm....

 

[foxdie]

"Took my yearly bath for this."

 

[reasonabledoubt]

(The last one was goood)

you smell like my momma