Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Studio84]

Favorite film? 2 girls 1 cup

 

[Isadeth]

This is my mom. She's chaperoning.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

My girlfriend and I are looking for a Throuple

Favorite film? 2 girls 1 cup

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Life isn't worth it, love

 

[reasonabledoubt]

What is your goal weigh?

 

[Meretlein]

I mod sanctionedsuicide.com.

 

[reasonabledoubt]

Soap is optional, really.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

I'm famous on pornhub

 

[awfullife]

Can I trust you with my life?

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Guess where l keep my pet gerbil? Oh excuse me while l put this carrot down the back of my pants, keep a look out for me would you, Hey where you going???

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Can I trust you with my life?

That's 7 words!

Guess where l keep my pet gerbil? Oh excuse me while l put this carrot down the back of my pants, keep a look out for me would you, Hey where you going???

Ahhemm, that's ...33.

I'm just going to write a short play then. Entitled, "Dating a human"

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Can you smell kippers? (BETTER) ?

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Can you smell kippers? (BETTER) ?

You're pleased to see me!

You know, occasionally I wonder if I'm actually being offensive

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Oh nuts l forgot my Viagra?

 

[awfullife]

That's 7 words!

But is I really a word?

 

[Deleted member 22624]

But is I really a word?

Grammar Nazis don't make good dates

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I play competitive Super Smash Bros.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Race you to the toilet

 

[Sherri]

I used my worse photo on a dating app. Hoping I would see how far it would go. I'm dating for almost a month now.

 

[reasonabledoubt]

The voices chose you

 

[DocNo]

wanna see my stamp collection?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Can I borrow a hundred dollars?

 

[DocNo]

sign here, here and here first.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

This salt reminds me of SN.

 

[Mentalmick]

necrophilia? What's that.

 

[aeon]

Good birthing hips, healthy teeth, ok

 

[Isadeth]

You're wearing that?

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Name me "WantsToDie" on your phone

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I only listen to Weird Al

OR....

Weird Al is stuck in my tape deck (In my Fiero)

l know... too many words

I LOVE this thread. ... U guys are hilarious

 

[Studio84]

Wanna smoke some crack?