Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm starting a White Lives Matter March ...

 

[Deleted member 22624]

You know how to make drugs?

 

[Isadeth]

Call me Sir

Hahaha true story.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Hi. (Then they see my appearance and that ruins the date.)

 

[L0b5t3r]

Your sister was hotter

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Cool if we watch Human Centipede???

 

[aeon]

help ! it won't flush away

 

[combatcuteness]

You remind me of my ex.

 

[awfullife]

What's your favorite murder scene?
I hate your facial expressions
I need you to listen up!

 

[awfullife]

you would make a great pet

 

[Deleted member 22624]

How would you want to die?

 

[awfullife]

what are your thoughts on cults?

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Is one murder too many?

 

[aeon]

Khaleesi, let me be your Drogo.

 

[signifying nothing]

The extra ingredient is cyanide.

 

[WornOutLife]

I like you but I'll ctb.

(Sorry, wrote 7 words lol)

 

[awfullife]

I'm so horny right now

 

[Pengwin]

Looking for a one night stand?

 

[Studio84]

your not menstruating are you?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Cunnilingus gave me throat cancer.

 

[Ghost2211]

I'm stoned, didn't bring you any.

 

[Isadeth]

*date makes fun of my hobby*

I'm stoned, didn't bring you any.

Immediately disqualified bad manners

 

[foxdie]

Quick duck, that's my wife!

 

[Studio84]

My hemarroids are itchy tonight

 

[awfullife]

Wanna Arm wrestle after dinner?
Lemme guess You're Aquarius...Capricorn...Gemini
I'm good at this....Leo...Pisces

 

[Mentalmick]

Hello there, I'm a Scientologist

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

So. Let's talk about Brexit!

 

[Isadeth]

I have a warrant

 

[Ghost2211]

I have a warrant

I love how my Imagination read that as they're a cop issuing the warrant, but it's a sexy arrest, rather than them being the bad guy. Yeah, I'm stoned.

 

[awfullife]

What happened to WTC building 7?
Are you with Israel or Palestine?
My entire family are Nazis.