Method Original/unusual ways to end it

[BipolarGuy]

Ppl

Turns out I actually like your post because it's self aware

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[Mr2005]

??

It seemed as if you were satirizing these kinds of posts

 

[BipolarGuy]

It seemed as if you were satirizing these kinds of posts

I'm lost, sorry.

 

[Drowning fish]

Can you tell me a good side

Lmao I know they exist but I've never looked for them :')
Also hello fellow Swiss.

 

[Mr2005]

I'm lost, sorry.

Never mind.

 

[LonelyNick]

A coworker that I had once, his grandfather CBT by taking a circular saw to his throat. I've always been impressed by that.

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

I think the method used in "Seven Pounds" movie was pretty original.

 

[Blueman]

this one confuses me......Meghan married in and her and harry are going against EVERYTHING but shes still alive....what are we accomplishing?

Means Diana?

 

[Life_and_Death]

Means Diana?

1) In 1999, a French investigation found that Paul, who lost control of the vehicle at high speed while intoxicated by alcohol and under the effects of prescription drugs, was solely responsible for the crash.

2) if i remember right they responded with "give it time" which after thinking about it, yeah wouldnt surprised me if someone offed them, if i understand right royalty has some REALLY high standards that meghan and harry arent even close to following

 

[Blueman]

1) In 1999, a French investigation found that Paul, who lost control of the vehicle at high speed while intoxicated by alcohol and under the effects of prescription drugs, was solely responsible for the crash.

2) if i remember right they responded with "give it time" which after thinking about it, yeah wouldnt surprised me if someone offed them, if i understand right royalty has some REALLY high standards that meghan and harry arent even close to following

Megxit was on the cards so she decided best to relocate :)

 

[Life_and_Death]

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/death-by-cow.49083/

i thought this fit here if it isnt already :)

 

[StateOfMind]

Book flights that charter over war zones until air defense takes down your carrier.

 

[JSRF]

Climb up a glacier and bury yourself in snow so you become the next Ötzi

 

[TheQ22]

1) In 1999, a French investigation found that Paul, who lost control of the vehicle at high speed while intoxicated by alcohol and under the effects of prescription drugs, was solely responsible for the crash.

2) if i remember right they responded with "give it time" which after thinking about it, yeah wouldnt surprised me if someone offed them, if i understand right royalty has some REALLY high standards that meghan and harry arent even close to following

H&M (or is that M&h) are not just pissing off the royal family, they're also interfering in US politics. That's twice as bad as Diana, so I'm sure something will happen at some point.

 

[Life_and_Death]

interfering in US politics

what i didnt know this lol

 

[TheQ22]

what i didnt know this lol

I find it mind boggling that those 2 and other multimillionaire celebrities have the gall to lecture the world about the unfairness of life.

They are all utterly delusional.

 

[LetzteAusfahrt]

Lmao I know they exist but I've never looked for them :')
Also hello fellow Swiss.

It's a shame, I've already looked for it but haven't found it

Swiss too ?

 

[inflammed123]

So you're a millennial.
You're 'hip', on trend, and you're an individual.

Here are several ways to bring things to a swift conclusion, allowing the world to appreciate your uniqueness as you do.

- Contact the Clinton family claiming to be an investigative journalist, and that you have 'dirt' on Bill or Hillary.

- Marry into the British royal family, but do things differently.

- Become the President of the USA and enact an executive order which will reduce power of the federal reserve.

- Fly on a Boeing 737-8 'Max'.

- Get pulled over by a police officer for a minor traffic violation and stand up for your rights
(especially effective if you're black).


Any other UNIQUE suggestions?

go to west baltimore with a black lives don't matter tshirt na, in all seriousness, don't do cuz you might get hurt