Discussion If you died and were face to face with god what would you say?

[broth0100]

id b like bro have u just been up here jerkin it or something

 

[MountainMan99]

I don't think there is any god , devil , programmer , computer , soul , afterlife, reincarnation, magic, etc none of that

there are a trillion trillion entities like molecules, organisms , 8 billion humans etc that interact by themselves with other independent entities. No single god / computer/ programmer could manage all of these trillions of entities at the same time.

For example how could a god see and understand what each of the 8 billion humans is thinking all at the same time? A human can think at least 1500 words per minute .How and for what reason would a god or programmer do this?

I think if a programmer or god had to watch a monkey like me all day that god would be bored to the point of torture. "He's washing clothes how exiting he's folding the clothes now" ." now what is he thinking that why does he have to fold clothes how it's meaningless sux and wished he had killed himself so he wouldn't have to do this nor anything".

To have to watch / manage 8 billion humans , trillions of insects animals bacteria at the same time would be torture. Why? There is no reason to do anything. Nothing matters

The only reason humans think life or the meaningless activities are fun , important, matter is because evolution and culture /society programmed those things to seem important enjoyable etc . They are not objectively important if I think about them logically . The only thing I think is real is avoiding extreme pain or extreme suffering

To put blame on something that doesn't exist like a god is letting off the hook those who are keeping everyone in the prison

I don't completely disagree with what you are saying, but how can you be so sure if you (and also i) haven't died yet?

 

[SoulWhisperer]

"I am sorry"

 

[DefinitelyReady]

"You know all my complaints and questions. Are you going to give answers now and have a conversation or just keep being a dick?"

Why that doesn't sound very positive... *tisk tisk

 

[derpyderpins]

Why that doesn't sound very positive... *tisk tisk

Lol okay I'll change "keep being a dick" to "keep being a stubborn old man"

 

[annointed_towers]

Why me out of 8 billion people?

 

[ultrasharpy123456]

"Hey its ok! Everybody makes mistakes, you just brought me to the wrong reality! It's fine, you were probably drunk that night."

 

[lacrimosa]

"I know I'm in no position to ask a request from you but please give me permanent non existence. I lived long enough and I believe that you have the power to make me non existent for all eternity"

Edit: I'd also say something like "why did you design reality in a way where the majority of humans have to slave their life away from birth to death? Why couldn't you design reality to be like fiction where we can all laze around without dealing with any responsibilities? Why is life so difficult?"

In other words, why didn't he make us all cats? :)

 

[thealteredmind]

"you owe me an explanation buddy..."

I think this thread should have been placed in the Fairy Tale subsection where the other posts about the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus reside.

HEY! santa claus is real! he came home the other night.....

we had sex UwU

 

[natthebrat]

Edit: I'd also say something like "why did you design reality in a way where the majority of humans have to slave their life away from birth to death? Why couldn't you design reality to be like fiction where we can all laze around without dealing with any responsibilities? Why is life so difficult?"

Well, according to Christians, he'd blame it all on sinners and on Satan, aka his own fucking creations.

 

[b1cycle]

The fuck was that shit

 

[JustA_LittlePerson]

I want to know the truth.

"You can't handle the truth."

"Why does everyone always assume you're a dude?"

Because mankind's "God's" have always been male. Kings, emperors, dictators on and on. Way back then they were seen as gods. Some still are.
I wouldn't say anything, there would be no need. He knows me better than myself after all.

 

[MiaBhai]

"You know all my complaints and questions. Are you going to give answers now and have a conversation or just keep being a dick?"

I will also say him the same with all my confidence coz I would have nothing to be sorry about.

 

[J&L383]

WTF?!

 

[SecretAgent420]

You can't say you were Christian and now you're not; that just means you were never truly a Christian you just grew up in a Christian household. Someone's faith doesn't just stop because life is tough, actually tough times makes people's faith stronger.

I will also say him the same with all my confidence coz I would have nothing to be sorry about.

You're full of it, it you saw God face to face you'll most likely cry and feel afraid because you're facing your maker, you know it's time to be judged. You can talk and act tough but the truth of the matter is anyone would be scared.

 

[stuck_here]

why it took you so long to give me the courage to CTB

 

[BojackHorseman]

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

I don't completely disagree with what you are saying, but how can you be so sure if you (and also i) haven't died yet?

U r not dead because u can think and feel pain .

What u are thinking right now is just which neurons in your brain are active / spiking right now.

Once ur brain or brain stem dies u will never be able to form thoughts nor feel pain nor suffering which is the greatest thing.

Once ur brain dies u will cease to exist forever

Read the books "the brain " and "live wired" by David Eagleman , "1000 brains theory" by Jeff Hawkins to see what u r which is ur brain and that's it. Also " genome " by Matt Ridley.

Read a book about the biology of the cell

 

[Csmith8827]

"Hey so like please don't send me to hell. For whatever reasons we had our differences but I did my best to fall in line with what people wanted. You know what happened to me and you know my history. Please be just and merciful. This really was a bad shindig...

 

[Artemisia]

"Uh, you're real, you fu%&ing a$$hole?!"

 

[valentineisbackyall]

"I'm sorry."

 

[SMmetalhead36]

A lot of things, but the main things why are we forced into a life we didn't ask for and forced to have to honor parents that abuse and do nothing for us that we didn't pick? Why are we not given the option of chosing family members? Why is suffering still prevalent? Why do we have to come into a world being dependent and possibly leave the same way? What is the reason we have to scramble to have basic necessities? What's the point of having faith?

 

[Kavka]

What kind of "smut" because my reading comprehension is a dud too
Blasphemy*🗯
✌

Thoughtful and character-driven tales, but I usually go straight to the plot to read the happy ending.

It saddens me a little to read that many people still think it's up to them to answer for themselves and apologise to God. I don't mean to be disrespectful, although maybe I am right now, but it reminds me of Stockholm Syndrome.

 

[ijustwishtodie]

In other words, why didn't he make us all cats? :)

Exactly! I wish I could be a cat. House cats have some of the best lives imaginable in my opinion. They can be as lazy as they want to and nobody will say anything bad to them. In fact, people would think that it's cute. However, if a human were to try and be lazy, they would get ridiculed for it and people would make fun of them for it. House cats have the superior lives imo

 

[maka]

Give him a good kick in his holy balls and a royal "fuck you"

 

[indefinitesleep2]

You can't say you were Christian and now you're not; that just means you were never truly a Christian you just grew up in a Christian household. Someone's faith doesn't just stop because life is tough, actually tough times makes people's faith stronger.

You're full of it, it you saw God face to face you'll most likely cry and feel afraid because you're facing your maker, you know it's time to be judged. You can talk and act tough but the truth of the matter is anyone would be scared.

i hate that argument christians bring up, I used to be on my knees going "god you are so good and merciful im such a wicked sinner have mercy on me god you are so good" and just lick this dudes ass all day, I was definitely a christian, Id repent and believed all humans on earth were evil and deserved hell and that only the almighty psychopath in the sky had any value and it was his "grace" that spared us from his own created torture chamber, then I stopped regurgitating lines made by all christians and used my brain and realized it made no sense and that god never actually did shit in my life I was just talking to the air the whole time.

 

[kinderbueno]

Either "help me" or "can you take me back in time"

 

[maidens]

"you fucking suck"

 

[thedevilwithin]

"fuck you"

i hate that argument christians bring up, I used to be on my knees going "god you are so good and merciful im such a wicked sinner have mercy on me god you are so good" and just lick this dudes ass all day, I was definitely a christian, Id repent and believed all humans on earth were evil and deserved hell and that only the almighty psychopath in the sky had any value and it was his "grace" that spared us from his own created torture chamber, then I stopped regurgitating lines made by all christians and used my brain and realized it made no sense and that god never actually did shit in my life I was just talking to the air the whole time.

such a cop out of an argument. incredibly frustrating speaking to religious people when they bring up this bullshit of a stance. majority of them honestly can not be reasoned with.

 

[SecretAgent420]

i hate that argument christians bring up, I used to be on my knees going "god you are so good and merciful im such a wicked sinner have mercy on me god you are so good" and just lick this dudes ass all day, I was definitely a christian, Id repent and believed all humans on earth were evil and deserved hell and that only the almighty psychopath in the sky had any value and it was his "grace" that spared us from his own created torture chamber, then I stopped regurgitating lines made by all christians and used my brain and realized it made no sense and that god never actually did shit in my life I was just talking to the air the whole time.

lol just the fact that you used to think all humans on earth were even when you were "Christian" means you weren't truly a Christian. What happened to love thy neighbor? lol try Christians do more than just pray, they seek knowledge in the Bible, help others, treat others with respect, and try to lead a life free of sin as possible but not perfect. And yeah I know there's a lot of Christian people that are snubs and critical of others; again those aren't true Christians just people that go to church because that's what they did growing up. I'm not trying to convince you of anything though, just saying you can't say you were a faithful person and then you lost faith because you're life is difficult or because you're having so many issues you think it's unfair. Ask yourself, why should bad things don't happen to you? They happen to everyone even innocent children and animals, God even in other religions aren't meant to make your life easier, they're meant to teach you how to lead your life with a basic set of rules and morals. Shit happening in life is just that, life.