Discussion Do you make jokes about suicide? How often?

[Passenger4224]

Recently I was on the road and a deer looked like it was about to jump in front of my car. I rolled down the window and yelled "Don't do it! It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem!"

I find myself making suicide jokes often, does anyone else? Any joke you found to be very funny?

 

[pieceoffox]

I don't remember any specific jokes; they're usually not particularly funny, but I really like to joke about suicide. My close circle of friends knows about my problems, and sometimes they take my jokes with suspicion, but that doesn't stop me from making them

 

[Aflame5926]

I don't remember any specific jokes; they're usually not particularly funny, but I really like to joke about suicide. My close circle of friends knows about my problems, and sometimes they take my jokes with suspicion, but that doesn't stop me from making them

i wonder why the take them with suspicion

Recently I was on the road and a deer looked like it was about to jump in front of my car. I rolled down the window and yelled "Don't do it! It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem!"

I find myself making suicide jokes often, does anyone else? Any joke you found to be very funny?

hell yeah. suicide memers anything.

i can cry be sad all about it but that doesnt solve anything. im just using humor as a cope mechanism. my work channel got a lot of

i started recently to develop a fear to pointy objects. recently i had a new coach appointed to me.
she laughed decently on "don't worry i wont stab myself to death" i would say 7/10 ofcourse after explaining the fear what im developing tho

 

[̇ ̇ ̇ ̇]

I like memes about suicide they are very funny or edits of depressing anime and media in general people always get concerned when I post though hehe

 

[buriedinmyhead]

Only on here where people won't immediately get all concerned

 

[Aflame5926]

well im concerned that there isnt that much of lollygagging on here in the first place

i mean i get everybody is sad but if you can't laugh even hollow anymore that is sad man

 

[MAKE IT STOP!]

Way too much. I keep making memes about it.

 

[dust-in-the-wind]

I was playing scrabble yesterday with some family and came up with the words 'death' and 'noose'. Funny, not funny because they know I had a failed attempt with partial.

 

[DarkFriend.]

Never. I'd rather kill myself than make jokes about suicide.

 

[sadbh—itstimetogo🤎]

I think I'm at my funniest when I'm making suicide jokes. Once I was talking to cops about such issues, and I was like "are you going to shoot me? Because that would kind of defeat the point of you being here"

 

[ilovecats1]

i do not. i do not want people to think im just insensitive because nobody in my life knows im suicidal and i know nobody would believe me if i told them. and i also do not believe i have the right to joke about it.

 

[burninghill]

I didn't start making jokes about suicide until I started being suicidal lmao. Some are more uh. Worrying than others. I carry a lot of medication (just paracetamol, ibuprofen and nytol) with me and I'll joke to my friends about taking them all. No one has really batted an eye. I say I'm gonna kill myself a lot.

 

[Die.A.Ria]

Depends on the joke
But not really I wouldn't

Recently I was on the road and a deer looked like it was about to jump in front of my car. I rolled down the window and yelled "Don't do it! It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem!"

I find myself making suicide jokes often, does anyone else? Any joke you found to be very funny?

Lmaooo that's actually so funny

 

[hdead]

I joked about it tonight during dinner where somebody called me a dick and I said 'Be sure to incorporate that in your speech, haha'. Everybody laughed.

 

[Awesomefoid67]

every time a minor inconvenience happens i say "im gonna kill myself" lmao
(now any time i've started experiencing like anything minorly wrong with my body like aches or sneezes or coughs i go "i'm gonna die" lmao)
i also frequently tell people to kill themselves but only if it's people im friends with and i know are cool with it lmao, and along those lines sometimes if someone like is bantering wih me i go "you're going in my note" lmao
oh also sometimes i just ask my parents if i can buy a gun or some other dangerous implement

 

[RawRX3]

I def make them but rarely to others since most people tend to not find them as funny as I do ^^"

It feels nice to joke about it though because when you're always living with the thoughts in your head it's nice to get them out in ways that can feel silly, much better than me just leaving them in there I tinks :3

 

[Bitter Almonds]

Yeah. enough that my friends told me off for it.

 

[GodzillasBiggestFan]

not often unless im with someone else who makes those kinds of jokes, because otherwise people tend to be judgmental. and they never try to offer actual help or suggestions or anything for the suicidal thoughts or even ask if you are okay. they just go 'no! stop! bad!". and while i get why some may be sensitiev to the topic and not want to hear those jokes, i think they should say, 'i am sensitive to the topic and do not want to hear those jokes' instead of 'you are bad for using humor to cope with what you went through.'

 

[valar_morghulis21]

Recently I was on the road and a deer looked like it was about to jump in front of my car. I rolled down the window and yelled "Don't do it! It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem!"

I find myself making suicide jokes often, does anyone else? Any joke you found to be very funny?

I only say I wanna die when something inconvenient happens, but that's a socially acceptable expression. I don't joke any more than that cause I'm scared people gonna see through me

 

[Tyra]

I don't have any friends to make jokes too. I also don't talk to my family. I kind of just answer with only "Good" "Yeah" "No" and they don't even notice. They talk a lot.

I'm lucky I don't have friends.
1. There's less people I'll hurt when I CTB
2. They make it harder to commit to CTB
3. It's work to maintain a friendship
4. Friendships are always conditional

 

[charlieee]

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Recently I was on the road and a deer looked like it was about to jump in front of my car. I rolled down the window and yelled "Don't do it! It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem!"

I find myself making suicide jokes often, does anyone else? Any joke you found to be very funny?

I often make them in my head but I never share them.
People around me already went through death from people they loved by suicide so I don't want to make them uncomfortable.
Also I don't want them to even think that I am thinking of it or that it's a subject that can exist in my head, because then it plants a seed and they start to pay attention. That thought alone makes me feel very vulnerable and uncomfortable.

 

[CowardlyLies]

My sister makes lots of jokes but they're really uncreative with it. I guess I find it morbidly amusing when I'm told to die. But it's not done maliciously. I don't joke about it.

 

[Gild-Holm-’Ur]

Recently I was on the road and a deer looked like it was about to jump in front of my car. I rolled down the window and yelled "Don't do it! It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem!"

You didn't finish the story. Did the deer listen?

*how was that?*

 

[Passenger4224]

You didn't finish the story. Did the deer listen?

*how was that?*

thankfully I was able to drive past without the deer jumping in front of my car, idk what the deer ultimately decided tho

 

[Gild-Holm-’Ur]

Kind of want to change my username and avatar to a deer and start posting as him, now.

 

[rorosbones]

i do, maybe a little too much. i say "i'm gonna kill myself" at just about every minor inconvenience lmao

 

[YourLocalEdgelord]

I would... but it's a crime punishable by the psych ward prison, so I'd rather not risk my freedom

Actually, my mom and I have this inside joke about needing to go to the junkyard. To me, it's a synonym for suicide. I would never dare ask her if she has similar feelings. But I keep thinking about it regularly.

 

[diviosd]

i make them constantly, used to make my parents upset and my friends concerned but theyve all gotten used to it and have just accepted it as my sense of humor

 

[YourLocalEdgelord]

i do, maybe a little too much. i say "i'm gonna kill myself" at just about every minor inconvenience lmao

It's so normalized to say this, isn't it? But we better not mean it, or else

 

[Ultimatefighter]

It's funny to say with every response: i don't care, they cant get their minds around out

Also funny to say when an insect or bird gets hit, i wish it was me. You should see those faces, priceless. They have no way to respond