Any Chinese user? 华人用户聊天楼2.0

[Incorrigible77777]

我上次看到过一个类似的贴，但好像很久以前了，第一页也没看到那个贴。所以想和大家再集结一下，主要我也想（在我"走"之前）认识一下SS上其他华人 （有几位我之前认识过，但大多数还不认识。。）

我介绍一下我自己，ID: Incorrigible77777，坐标魔都黄浦，蠢萌小哥哥一枚，今年24岁，现在在微软做程序员，抑郁病史有至少五六年，由于一些原因，今年开始加重恶化。头像是我男神：）

 

[Incorrigible77777]

哇没人嘛，记得几个月前还看到有几个讲中文的用户

 

[Deleted member 19654]

I had to google translate what you wrote. I'm Chinese but I never learned how to read/write. I'm pretty sure I've seen a few other Chinese users

 

[XYZ]

I don't understand a word, I'm just loving the logograms

 

[Homecoming]

@StrokeMyEgoBaby
He is Chinese

 

[Mm80]

I don't understand a word, I'm just loving the logograms

I can speak and write chinese but i dont want to make these guys look rubbish. Ill let them have their moment of fame.
I can even eat with chopsticks

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I had to google translate what you wrote. I'm Chinese but I never learned how to read/write. I'm pretty sure I've seen a few other Chinese users

Same. Learning Chinese just reminds me of my parents yelling at each other so I only know how to understand a few phrases and not how to read any of it.

Also technically I'm not Chinese, but T*iw*nese. My parents are from there at least. I was born and raised in America.

 

[KleinerWolf]

@StrokeMyEgoBaby
He is Chinese

For real

 

[Homecoming]

For real

Why are you still up at 4 AM?

 

[KleinerWolf]

Why are you still up at 4 AM?

More like 9

you know how it is,
just the usual mixed up sleeping patterns lol

 

[Mm80]

More like 9

Are you just sat up stroking your ego whilst playing the guitar?

 

[Homecoming]

Are you just sat up stroking your ego whilst playing the guitar?

 

[KleinerWolf]

Are you just sat up stroking your ego whilst playing the guitar?

lol

 

[Homecoming]

Are you just sat up stroking your ego whilst playing the guitar?

He is stroking up his ego because his beloved (CCP) nations leap forwards miles and miles ahead of your bla...bla...bla nations

 

[Mm80]

Please dont laugh at me as it encourages me to make more rubbish jokes lol

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lol

Sorry, terrible joke lol @Maxtothemax does that expression look familiar lol ?

He is stroking up his ego because his beloved (CCP) nations leap forwards miles and miles ahead of your bla...bla...bla nations

True

 

[KleinerWolf]

Nap time for me.

@DeathStar42
Stay home, don't do anything stupid lol
Stay hydrated.

He is stroking up his ego because his beloved (CCP) nations leap forwards miles and miles ahead of your bla...bla...bla nations

Im so confused...

 

[Homecoming]

Nap time for me.

@DeathStar42
Stay home, don't do anything stupid lol
Stay hydrated.
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Im so confused...

So sorry I'm drunk posting again on SS. Please pardon me

 

[Deleted member 19654]

@Maxtothemax does that expression look familiar lol ?

I make that expression every time I read one of your jokes

 

[Mm80]

I make that expression every time I read one of your jokes

Dont lie.
I bet its more like...

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Dont lie.
I bet its more like...

You wish

 

[KleinerWolf]

So sorry I'm drunk posting again on SS. Please pardon me

You are all good bro
Don't worry about it

 

[Mm80]

You wish

why do women always reject me?
I rehearse my lines. Study joke books. Even brush my teeth and use moisturizer.
Nothing is ever good enough.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

why do women always reject me?
I rehearse my lines. Study joke books. Even brush my teeth and use moisturizer.
Nothing is ever good enough.

You need to be rich, have a nice car, be an alpha male and be over 6"2

@Incorrigible77777 I'm so sorry we've completely derailed your thread. It's @Mm80 's fault. Please blame him

 

[Mm80]

You need to be rich, have a nice car, be an alpha male and be over 6"2

I actually dont think i meet one of those criteria.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

I actually dont think i meet one of those criteria.

It's what all women want

 

[Mm80]

You need to be rich, have a nice car, be an alpha male and be over 6"2

@Incorrigible77777 I'm so sorry we've completely derailed your thread. It's @Mm80 's fault. Please blame him

No we havent derailed it. Its still about china.
Its just moved to the cultural discussion of the materialist wants of young chinese women.

It's what all women want

Nasty women want that.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Nasty women want that.

You calling me nasty?

 

[almost_dead]

lol only 1 user chinese in this long ass thread

 

[Mm80]

You calling me nasty?

I dont think your like that max. Ive seen a pic of your ex boyfriend remember?

lol only 1 user chinese in this long ass thread

Isnt your mum chinese A D ?

 

[Busdriver]

I have always wanted to be Chinese. I like the people, but what I really envy is how smart they are.

I wish I was Chinese