Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[zeroambition]

Gets a migraine

Inserts a butt plug

 

[Viola]

Gets a set of chrome anal beads

Inserts a dead mouse

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a Mickey Mouse Plush

Inserts a fly swatter

 

[Dear Flabby]

Gets a spool of thread.

Inserts a fork.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a fried egg

Inserts a fishing rod

 

[Viola]

Gets a McDonald's fillet o' fish

Inserts a pair of Levi's 501s

 

[Soul]

Gets a McDonald's fillet o' fish

Inserts a pair of Levi's 501s

Gets a very shapely butt.
Inserts a plush kitty toy.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a G-string

Inserts a dead cockroach

 

[GinaIsReady]

Gets a wallet
Inserts a bottle of nail polish

 

[Viola]

Gets Freddy krueger

inserts Mariah Carey

 

[zeroambition]

Gets Pornhub Premium

Inserts a pickle from a McDonald's cheeseburger

 

[Viola]

Gets 10 pots of Big Mac sauce :-)

Inserts 'West End Girls' by the Pet Shop Boys.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets crippling depression

Inserts Viagra 100mg

 

[Viola]

Gets Axl Rose

Inserts a bunch of pink carnations

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a Justin Bieber shirt

Inserts Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent

 

[Viola]

Gets Resident Evil 7 on ps4

Inserts a portion of egg fried rice

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a secondhand microwave

Inserts a Nokia 3310

 

[Viola]

Gets a Christmas onesie

Inserts a double Jim beam and coke

 

[GinaIsReady]

Gets some aspirin
Inserts a chocolate bar

 

[Viola]

Gets a first edition of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Inserts a tampon

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a marshmellow

Inserts a vaporizer

 

[Viola]

Gets a Camden Carrot
(Withnail and I reference...)

Inserts some fishnet stockings

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a hair brush

Inserts a laptop

 

[Viola]

Gets a game boy

Inserts a plate of nachos

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a full stomach

Inserts a missile

 

[Viola]

Gets a catapult

Inserts a Pikachu

 

[epic]

Gets a 0$ light bill

Inserts chewing gum

 

[one4all]

Gets a flaming fish

Inserts a turtle

 

[yetme]

gets his life back

*inserts a dildo*

 

[one4all]

Gets a used dildo

inserts hand sanitizer