Games Vending Machine Game

[One day too late]

Gets Jon Bon Jovi as a pet.
Inserts a cockroach.

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a letter, sealed and addressed for "Anyone who opens it", with a giant :3 after opening.
inserts taco voucher

 

[One day too late]

Gets a Banana in Pyjamas dvd box set.
Inserts myself.

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets Kinder Joy
inserts empty handbag

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets a Werther's Original.

Inserts several threads full of unpleasant memories

 

[One day too late]

Gets an empty bottle.
Inserts Zack Snyder.

 

[_AllCatsAreGrey_]

Gets +5 speed ramping in your next action scene.

Inserts the conventions of international law.

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets a snow globe depicting The Hague.
Inserts a flash drive full of cursed memes.

 

[One day too late]

Gets a bootleg Apple Watch.
Inserts a Gucci belt.

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a red Philosopher's Stone
inserts digital thermometer

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets an ice pack
Inserts the Vending Machine itself, paradoxically

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets baked beans (and wow that was creative)
inserts dust bunny (also gn)

 

[darksouls]

gets a crown

inserts a sauropod

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets the vending machine that was inserted to itself (technically it might be a different machine coming out)
inserts aluminum foil

 

[Eternal Disaster]

Gets gold

Inserts water bottle

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets a nickel
Inserts The White Album

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets the sugar cube I inserted ages ago, still tasty and fresh (I only remember it thanks to a like notification)
inserts LTO tape (the old, 200GB one, not the expensive multi terabyte one)

 

[R. A.]

get floppy disk
insert banana

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets watermelon
inserts random mushroom from grass

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets a badger.
Inserts money like a normal person would, for a change.
(Get it? For a change? Money? Change?...)

 

[R. A.]

Get it back; machine didn't accept
Puts money back in

 

[bloominghopelessne]

Inserts a computer mouse

 

[R. A.]

Inserts a computer mouse

what did you get? it's a two part process...unless nothing came out

gets actual mouse
insert keys

 

[The Morningstar]

what did you get? it's a two part process...unless nothing came out

gets actual mouse
insert keys

(Machine ate your money, smh.)
Gets a Cybertruck on autopilot and it's COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!!
Inserts one tentacle monster.

 

[R. A.]

gets shotgun
insert charred remains of decimated cybertruck

 

[Eriktf]

get 1 sock

inserts my cock

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets a penectomy.
Inserts the concept of insertion itself.

 

[R. A.]

get the concept of ownership
insert the concept of 'concept'

 

[princexhhn]

Gets an existential crisis
Inserts a mass of nothingness

 

[R. A.]

Get a black hole
Insert a white hole