Games Vending Machine Game

[R. A.]

gets a witch

insert j.k. rowling

 

[The Morningstar]

gets a witch

Another witch!? I just got one a few posts ago! Lousy machine!

Ahem, anyways...

After you insert JK JK, you hear her scream as her worthless, transphobic body is chopped and diced into mulch.

Gets her fortune donated to The Trevor Project.

Support Homepage

The Trevor Project is a non-profit suicide prevention organization that provides 24/7 crisis support services, research, and advocacy for LGBTQ+ young people.

www.thetrevorproject.org

Inserts one pressed penny.

 

[R. A.]

hooray! finally! hail satan

one pressed penny

like the kind you got from theme parks when they came out oblong with a graphic in them?
(...come to think of it, how were those legal? that's destruction of currency...)

gets The Cable Guy (the Jim Carrey one, not the "Git-r-done" one)

insert cameron diaz

 

[sorryimevenhere]

hooray! finally! hail satan


like the kind you got from theme parks when they came out oblong with a graphic in them?
(...come to think of it, how were those legal? that's destruction of currency...)

gets The Cable Guy (the Jim Carrey one, not the "Git-r-done" one)

insert cameron diaz

Gets Cameron Diaz
*inserts a live raccoon*

 

[One day too late]

Gets a wallet full of Monopoly money.

Inserts a jelly doughnut.

 

[FadingSnowFake]

Gets an ice cream.

Inserts a jar of peanut butter.

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets a talking horse (of course, of course)

Inserts the Griffins' horse.

 

[princexhhn]

Gets yelled at by Quagmire the exact same way he yelled at Brian.

Insert my sanity

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a fidget spinner
inserts Bluetooth Speaker