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zeroambition
Recovered
- Nov 3, 2019
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The machine lights up all of its leds and whirrs loudly, spinning seemingly all of its servos at once. It begins to bounce a little and smoke starts coming out of it's back panel. After about ten seconds of clicking, bouncing, and covering the wall behind it in soot (sp?), a small panel opens and produces a piece of paper.Gets a blister pack of blisters
Inserts common sense
Inserts a key to the universe
Beginning and God - kinda the same thing right?Gets a 'How-Not-To' book
Inserts a beginning