• Hey Guest,

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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets a howler

Inserts a free sample of Hagrid's beard
 
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Viola

Specialist
Feb 28, 2020
334
Gets an every flavour bean (vomit flavour)

Inserts Dumbledore's Y fronts
 
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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets a detention with dolores

Inserts a small vial of Felix Felicis
 
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Viola

Specialist
Feb 28, 2020
334
Gets Cedric Diggory in a hot tub :love:

Inserts a dementor
 
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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets chocolate from Professor Lupin

Inserts Neville's remembrall
 
epic

epic

Enlightened
Aug 9, 2019
1,813
Gets ...Hmm I don't seem to remember

Inserts elder wand
 
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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets a second hand Comet 260

Inserts Gillyweed
 
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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets an empty fridge

Inserts bong water
 
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Viola

Specialist
Feb 28, 2020
334
Gets a plate of dirty fries

Inserts a box of Trojan Pleasurepack assorted condoms.
 
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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets a bowl of cereal

Inserts half of Lucius Malfoy's wand
 
V

Viola

Specialist
Feb 28, 2020
334
Gets a lock of Lucius Malfoy's beautiful blonde hair :love:

Inserts the sorting hat.
 
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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets the sword of Gryffindor

Inserts a bottle of cold butterbeer
 
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Viola

Specialist
Feb 28, 2020
334
Gets a hot date with Madam Rosmerta

Inserts a golden snitch
 
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Inferdan

Inferdan

Meeting the first minor relapse after recovery
Nov 3, 2019
450
Gets a partially burnt slip of paper with my name on it

Inserts the slip of paper hoping Dumbledore didn't notice
 
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zeroambition

Recovered
Nov 3, 2019
3,176
Gets Tom Riddle's diary

Inserts a ViPoo toilet spray
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Gets a clean toilet
Inserts a dinosaur fossil
 
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ArtsyDrawer

Enlightened
Nov 8, 2018
1,448
Get a southern American boomer, complete with those trousers that go up to their nipples and the slightly off color formerly white button down shirt. The first thing he does as soon as he crawls out of the machine is give you a several hour speech on how millennials have it easy and how people need to respect authority. He then falls into a coma/nap.

Inserting some very expensive, but very stupid looking women's shoes.
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RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Gets a blister pack of blisters

Inserts common sense
 
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ArtsyDrawer

Enlightened
Nov 8, 2018
1,448
Gets a blister pack of blisters

Inserts common sense
The machine lights up all of its leds and whirrs loudly, spinning seemingly all of its servos at once. It begins to bounce a little and smoke starts coming out of it's back panel. After about ten seconds of clicking, bouncing, and covering the wall behind it in soot (sp?), a small panel opens and produces a piece of paper.
You pick it up and read it.
"We are extremely sorry, but the Vending Machine Of The Universe (patent pending) cannot provide an item of equal value. Please take your item back and try with a different item."
The machine springs to life again, this time slower and more relaxed as it very slowly produces a small vial filled with strange glowing substance. The label reads "common sense (liquid form) - please consume immediately"

Inserting a heavily used, old left sock.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Gets a clean new right sock

Inserts spaghetti (one strand)
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets a teaspoon of Jamie Oliver Coriander Pesto.

Inserts an eco-friendly vegan falafel stand, with personnel
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Gets a pork chop

Inserts left hand
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets Bert & Ernie puppets.

Inserts a hog.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Gets an eco-friendly vegan falafel stand, with personnel

Inserts head
 
GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Gets a "how to read" for dummy's book

Inserts god
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Gets a 'How-Not-To' book

Inserts a beginning
Gets a 'How-Not-To' book

Inserts a beginning
Beginning and God - kinda the same thing right?
 
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