Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[Deleted member 14177]

Gets a squeaky new bathtub

Inserts a pair of purple socks

 

[one4all]

Gets a new life

Inserts new life

 

[Deleted member 14177]

Gets a new and yet, oddly familiar life

Inserts family heritage documentation

 

[one4all]

Gets a rubber chicken

Inserts foot into vending machine

 

[Deleted member 14177]

Gets an entire second self

Inserts a bean burrito

 

[one4all]

Gets an Idea

Inserts 5 pounds of explosives into the vending machine and detonates.. This won't end pretty

 

[epic]

Gets all the "inserts" made by this thread.

Inserts 1$

 

[one4all]

Gets more bull shit

Inserts fist into the damn machine

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a stretched anus

Inserts Alexis Texas

 

[one4all]

Get A Raw Deal

Insert Penis into the machine. "How you like it now?"

 

[Viola]

Gets a candle that smells like my vagina

Inserts a chocolate brownie with ice cream and salted caramel sauce.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a soggy dorito

Inserts my left nut

 

[one4all]

Gets a bad case of gas

Inserts an explosive diarrhea

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a dirty nappy

Inserts a pickle

 

[one4all]

Gets a brand new car

Inserts yesterday

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a headache

Inserts a pretzel

 

[throwaway_2620]

Gets a can of coke

Inserts a $2 coin

 

[zeroambition]

Gets an autographed Justin Bieber album

Inserts a ripe banana

 

[throwaway_2620]

Gets a packet of chewing gum

Inserts a deck of cards

 

[GotoHellforHeavensSa]

Gets a DVD copy of a "Space Jam"

Inserts John Cena's arm band.

 

[Viola]

Gets Michael Jackson's sparkly glove

Inserts a bacon carbonara.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a brick in the wall

Inserts a pube

 

[Viola]

Gets a vajazzle

Inserts a Rampant Rabbit

 

[GotoHellforHeavensSa]

Gets Alice from "Alice in Wonderland"

Inserts Johnny Depp

 

[zeroambition]

Gets an orgasm

Inserts Donald Trump's 12 empty cans of diet coke

 

[GotoHellforHeavensSa]

Gets lyrics to the USRR Anthem

Inserts Captain Planet

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a generous amount of foreskin

Inserts Harry Potter's invisibility cloak

 

[Viola]

Gets Voldemort's willy

Inserts Dobby the house elf.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a old sock

Inserts a stiff 12 inch wand

 

[Viola]

Gets a disappointing 3 inch bread stick

Inserts Hedwig