Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[zeroambition]

Gets a howler

Inserts a free sample of Hagrid's beard

 

[Viola]

Gets an every flavour bean (vomit flavour)

Inserts Dumbledore's Y fronts

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a detention with dolores

Inserts a small vial of Felix Felicis

 

[Viola]

Gets Cedric Diggory in a hot tub

Inserts a dementor

 

[zeroambition]

Gets chocolate from Professor Lupin

Inserts Neville's remembrall

 

[epic]

Gets ...Hmm I don't seem to remember

Inserts elder wand

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a second hand Comet 260

Inserts Gillyweed

 

[Kumachan]

Gets Weed
Inserts a joint

 

[zeroambition]

Gets an empty fridge

Inserts bong water

 

[Viola]

Gets a plate of dirty fries

Inserts a box of Trojan Pleasurepack assorted condoms.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets a bowl of cereal

Inserts half of Lucius Malfoy's wand

 

[Viola]

Gets a lock of Lucius Malfoy's beautiful blonde hair

Inserts the sorting hat.

 

[zeroambition]

Gets the sword of Gryffindor

Inserts a bottle of cold butterbeer

 

[Viola]

Gets a hot date with Madam Rosmerta

Inserts a golden snitch

 

[Inferdan]

Gets a partially burnt slip of paper with my name on it

Inserts the slip of paper hoping Dumbledore didn't notice

 

[zeroambition]

Gets Tom Riddle's diary

Inserts a ViPoo toilet spray

 

[RockBot]

Gets a clean toilet
Inserts a dinosaur fossil

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Get a southern American boomer, complete with those trousers that go up to their nipples and the slightly off color formerly white button down shirt. The first thing he does as soon as he crawls out of the machine is give you a several hour speech on how millennials have it easy and how people need to respect authority. He then falls into a coma/nap.

Inserting some very expensive, but very stupid looking women's shoes.

 

[RockBot]

Gets a blister pack of blisters

Inserts common sense

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Gets a blister pack of blisters

Inserts common sense

The machine lights up all of its leds and whirrs loudly, spinning seemingly all of its servos at once. It begins to bounce a little and smoke starts coming out of it's back panel. After about ten seconds of clicking, bouncing, and covering the wall behind it in soot (sp?), a small panel opens and produces a piece of paper.
You pick it up and read it.
"We are extremely sorry, but the Vending Machine Of The Universe (patent pending) cannot provide an item of equal value. Please take your item back and try with a different item."
The machine springs to life again, this time slower and more relaxed as it very slowly produces a small vial filled with strange glowing substance. The label reads "common sense (liquid form) - please consume immediately"

Inserting a heavily used, old left sock.

 

[RockBot]

Gets a clean new right sock

Inserts spaghetti (one strand)

 

[Soul]

Gets a teaspoon of Jamie Oliver Coriander Pesto.

Inserts an eco-friendly vegan falafel stand, with personnel

 

[RockBot]

Gets a pork chop

Inserts left hand

 

[Soul]

Gets Bert & Ernie puppets.

Inserts a hog.

 

[RockBot]

Gets an eco-friendly vegan falafel stand, with personnel

Inserts head

 

[GoBack]

Gets a BLT

Inserts a key to the universe

 

[Soul]

Inserts a key to the universe

Gets the universe! Now fix it!

Inserts a how-to book

 

[GoBack]

Gets a "how to read" for dummy's book

Inserts god

 

[RockBot]

Gets a 'How-Not-To' book

Inserts a beginning

Gets a 'How-Not-To' book

Inserts a beginning

Beginning and God - kinda the same thing right?

 

[GoBack]

Gets a dinosaur

Inserts a rock