Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[woxihuanni]

Gets a gentle giant.

Inserts an unloved bag of beetroot, parsnip and potato chips.

 

[Soul]

Gets a gentle giant.

Inserts an unloved bag of beetroot, parsnip and potato chips.

You get a pocket full of freeze-dried Valentine marshmallows with edible undies on.

[inserts the first Gentle Giant LP]

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets me singing instead. (Mind the windows.)

Inserts an unpaid insurance bill.

 

[Soul]

Gets me singing instead. (Mind the windows.)

Inserts an unpaid insurance bill.

You get a payout with a nicely misplaced decimal point.

[inserts a yellow dog]

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a yellow submarine! Inserts Thor.

 

[snorli]

Gets Tor browser

Inserts old SUSE Linux install cd-rom

 

[Soul]

Gets Tor browser

Inserts old SUSE Linux install cd-rom

You get this informative article:

Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Their Hands and Knees?

An enlightening testicle investigation.

www.thecut.com

[inserts a burst water main]

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a blue whale riding on a tsunami.

Inserts a disappointment.

 

[Soul]

Gets a blue whale riding on a tsunami.

Inserts a disappointment.

You get Pandora's box.
[inserts SCUBA outfits for two cats]

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets two fish on your doorstep by way of a gift.

Inserts a letter-opener.

 

[GinaIsReady]

Gets a dagger.

Inserts an old-stained coffee cup.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets fresh coffee in a yellow, blue and red cup.

Inserts a week.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a month

Inserts a sea shell

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a pirate ship.

Inserts delicious, thick, spicy soup.

 

[GinaIsReady]

Gets a sausage.
Inserts a piece of toast with butter

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a possessed toaster.

Inserts a washing machine with a broken door.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a flooded kitchen/utility.

Inserts a diagram of the vault at the BoE.

 

[TAW122]

Gets broken metallic components

*Inserts gelatin*

 

[BPD Barbie]

Gets marshmallows!

*inserts a pokemon card*

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a cuddly Pikachu.

Inserts a rusty tap washer.

 

[Soul]

Gets a Vermeer-style kitchen maid

Inserts a pearl earring

 

[TAW122]

Gets many pearls

*Inserts an old laptop*

 

[Soul]

Gets a letter of thanks from a 3rd-world family rescued from hunger due to that laptop

Inserts a compost heap

 

[GinaIsReady]

Gets a milkshake made from strawberries
Inserts a spoon

 

[Green Destiny]

Gets a silver chain
Inserts an old pocket knife

 

[mattwitt]

Gets a new pocket knife

Inserts a shrunken head.

 

[Soul]

Gets an unshrunken best friend.
Inserts a doormat.

 

[TAW122]

Gets new carpet.
Inserts a blender.

 

[GinaIsReady]

Gets a daquiri.
Inserts beer bottle.

 

[Soul]

Gets part ownership in the brewery.

Inserts Let It Bleed CD & turns up the volume