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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets a gentle giant.

Inserts an unloved bag of beetroot, parsnip and potato chips.
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets a gentle giant.

Inserts an unloved bag of beetroot, parsnip and potato chips.

You get a pocket full of freeze-dried Valentine marshmallows with edible undies on.

[inserts the first Gentle Giant LP]
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets me singing instead. (Mind the windows.)

Inserts an unpaid insurance bill.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets me singing instead. (Mind the windows.)

Inserts an unpaid insurance bill.

You get a payout with a nicely misplaced decimal point.

[inserts a yellow dog]
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets a yellow submarine! Inserts Thor.
 
S

snorli

Student
Sep 30, 2019
178
Gets Tor browser

Inserts old SUSE Linux install cd-rom
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets a blue whale riding on a tsunami.

Inserts a disappointment.
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets two fish on your doorstep by way of a gift.

Inserts a letter-opener.
 
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GinaIsReady

GinaIsReady

Exit Strategist
Mar 29, 2019
995
Gets a dagger.

Inserts an old-stained coffee cup.
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets fresh coffee in a yellow, blue and red cup.

Inserts a week.
 
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SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Visionary
Jun 1, 2019
2,113
Gets a month

Inserts a sea shell
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets a pirate ship.

Inserts delicious, thick, spicy soup.
 
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GinaIsReady

GinaIsReady

Exit Strategist
Mar 29, 2019
995
Gets a sausage.
Inserts a piece of toast with butter
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets a possessed toaster.

Inserts a washing machine with a broken door.
 
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SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Visionary
Jun 1, 2019
2,113
Gets a flooded kitchen/utility.

Inserts a diagram of the vault at the BoE.
 
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TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
7,011
Gets broken metallic components

*Inserts gelatin*
 
BPD Barbie

BPD Barbie

Visionary
Dec 1, 2019
2,359
Gets marshmallows!

*inserts a pokemon card*
 
SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Visionary
Jun 1, 2019
2,113
Gets a cuddly Pikachu.

Inserts a rusty tap washer.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets a Vermeer-style kitchen maid

Inserts a pearl earring
 
TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
7,011
Gets many pearls

*Inserts an old laptop*
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets a letter of thanks from a 3rd-world family rescued from hunger due to that laptop

Inserts a compost heap
 
GinaIsReady

GinaIsReady

Exit Strategist
Mar 29, 2019
995
Gets a milkshake made from strawberries
Inserts a spoon
 
Green Destiny

Green Destiny

Life isn't worth the trouble.
Nov 16, 2019
879
Gets a silver chain
Inserts an old pocket knife
 
mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Gets a new pocket knife

Inserts a shrunken head.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets an unshrunken best friend.
Inserts a doormat.
 
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TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
7,011
Gets new carpet.
Inserts a blender.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets part ownership in the brewery.

Inserts Let It Bleed CD & turns up the volume
 

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