The Official 2020 Everything But The Kitchen Sink Post

[Jean4]

Hmm I'll have to look into that. I wouldn't mind just doing emails. At my call center job did both phone and emails. Previous jobs I had as receptionist they made me do both phones and emails as well.

How about a security guard?

 

[Worthless_nobody]

How about a security guard?

Haha that would be funny petite little me as a security guard. I know some communities like retirement ones around here have a night security that just drives around in circles. I bet they wouldn't even hire a woman.

 

[Carina]

I'm trying to find out how to answer a question of "how are you?" to someone I care about, and worries about me.... I'm hoping the answer 'alive and breathing' is the right response.

Haha that would be funny petite little me as a security guard. I know some communities like retirement ones around here have a night security that just drives around in circles. I bet they wouldn't even hire a woman.

Overnight gas station attendant? Drastically reduced customers, but you'd definitely want a place that staffs 2+ people at night.

 

[Jean4]

I'm trying to find out how to answer a question of "how are you?" to someone I care about, and worries about me.... I'm hoping the answer 'alive and breathing' is the right response.

Looking forward to a wonderful 2020! (Then change the subject) Have you made any resolutions you will be breaking? (Joke at the end.)

 

[Squiddy]

Looking forward to a wonderful 2020! (Then change the subject) Have you made any resolutions you will be breaking? (Joke at the end.)

I told myself that I would be exercising, but I'm not sure about that

 

[Carina]

Looking forward to a wonderful 2020! (Then change the subject) Have you made any resolutions you will be breaking? (Joke at the end.)

I have to say that's a good idea.

Granted with him, he'd see right through it. He's severely depressed right now... let's just say when I got on the discord for here, I clicked his name to see if we had that as a shared server. He totally sees through everything!

 

[Jean4]

I told myself that I would be exercising, but I'm not sure about that

Well you helped me. I got my list of things I needed accomplished today done. You need to threaten me each day.

 

[Squiddy]

Well you helped me. I got my list of things I needed accomplished today done. You need to threaten me each day.

Okay

 

[Jean4]

Okay

Lord knows what you have me do tomorrow;)

 

[Squiddy]

Finally hit 1,000 posts

 

[Morphinekiss]

You might be able to look for "email customer service" like positions. Not sure how that'd be phrased--but there are some jobs (like at car dealerships) that sometimes have people who just email things to customers.

I did this for a few months between teaching jobs. I just sat in a room and sent out car quotes and if they were interested referred them to a salesman. I never had to speak to a customer, just email.

 

[Jean4]

Finally hit 1,000 posts

Congratulations!!! Something to tell the people in the PHP. Or maybe not. ;)

 

[Squiddy]

Congratulations!!! Something to tell the people in the PHP. Or maybe not. ;)

Probably not

 

[Carina]

 

[Jean4]

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Damn you!!! Full description please!!!!
@realjunes @BlueWidow are you guys ok?

 

[Carina]

Damn you!!! Full description please!!!!

It's just a banana split with neopolitan icecream, bananas, whipped cream, freshly cracked nuts, and cherry :)

 

[Squiddy]

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I want some!

 

[Worthless_nobody]

I did this for a few months between teaching jobs. I just sat in a room and sent out car quotes and if they were interested referred them to a salesman. I never had to speak to a customer, just email.

Really? I worked in 2 different car dealerships and they didn't have anyone doing that except receptionist and one of the managers who did a variety of other things did it as well. Maybe it was just those 2 places.

Also I hope your feeling better!

 

[Carina]

I want some!

It is good :D

 

[Jean4]

It's just a banana split with neopolitan icecream, bananas, whipped cream, freshly cracked nuts, and cherry :)

La de da. Packaged nuts aren't good enough! Must be fresh!! We are not worthy!!! ;)

 

[Carina]

La de da. Packaged nuts aren't good enough! Must be fresh!! We are not worthy!!! ;)

Everyone here is worthy of fresh nuts.... that sounds weird lol

 

[Squiddy]

Everyone here is worthy of fresh nuts.... that sounds weird lol

 

[Jean4]

Everyone here is worthy of fresh nuts.... that sounds weird lol

Why yes it does... but I will keep it clean!

 

[Morphinekiss]

Really? I worked in 2 different car dealerships and they didn't have anyone doing that except receptionist and one of the managers who did a variety of other things did it as well. Maybe it was just those 2 places.

Also I hope your feeling better!

The job title was like sales lead specialist or something. It was a huuuge dealership so probably not every dealership has that stuff. My coworkers were boring as rocks.

I'm better after a day of napping and some Tylenol.

 

[Squiddy]

I think I'm going back to sleep. Round two

 

[Jean4]

I think I'm going back to sleep. Round two

But of course!!

 

[Carina]

The job title was like sales lead specialist or something. It was a huuuge dealership so probably not every dealership has that stuff. My coworkers were boring as rocks.

I'm better after a day of napping and some Tylenol.

I t hink that title was similar to the dealerships around me. Granted they were like one-of-like 5 delearships across states, and they were like infinity dealers, mercedes, etc--so the high end cars.

 

[Worthless_nobody]

I t hink that title was similar to the dealerships around me. Granted they were like one-of-like 5 delearships across states, and they were like infinity dealers, mercedes, etc--so the high end cars.

I worked in a nice one and the other one was a dump. They liked to put off every responsibility on the receptionist. I probably just got unlucky. I see light housekeeping/custodian jobs that I might try and apply for. I actually really liked my custodian job but that particular place involved too much heavy lifting so maybe office buildings won't. The person who cleaned the corporate office I used to work in just did basic stuff.

 

[BlueWidow]

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@Squiddy don't hurt me!!!!

Thanks. They were my mothers. Had them since the 80's. The cats eat off of them. I use paper. No washing. Throw away. Plastic utensils and paper cups.

Alright! You got the dishes done !
I knew there was a reason we were kindred spirits. I only use paper and plastic as well. Too lazy (and depressed and tired and dizzy most of the time) to stand over the sink and wash real dishes.
I do know it's not good for the environment, but since I'm the only one here, I tend to reuse paper and plastic several times.

 

[Jean4]

Alright! You got the dishes done !
I knew there was a reason we were kindred spirits. I only use paper and plastic as well. Too lazy (and depressed and tired and dizzy most of the time) to stand over the sink and wash real dishes.
I do know it's not good for the environment, but since I'm the only one here, I tend to reuse paper and plastic several times.

Yup. Same reason lol.