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[Deleted member 8579]

Any truth to this?

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1. The axes are not scaled and the y-axis is not even labelled.
2. In the second graph, 7 orgasms are announced, but only one is actually achieved, or at least labelled as such, and for some reason a distinction is being made between cats and other pets, although cats are pets.
3. There is no explanation for the colour-scheme in the second graph.
4. Capitalisation is being ignored, and a comma must be placed after "Oh" and another before "but".

These shortcomings dampen the impact of the joke. Please provide me with the creator's address so I can file a formal complaint.

 

[TheEndTimes]

I've never had one of those, but orgasms without ejaculation are the best. Nothing to clean up except a little blood

Rid of Me. Hehe.

 

[freakchild]

I wonder how many people are forced to masturbate/have sex in front of their pets because they live in tiny apartments. That's gotta be traumatic for everyone involved

It only gets weird when they jump up on the bed and try to get pets while you are... well.

 

[motel rooms]

i wish those bullets were spit and it would land in my mouth

Precision spitting is extremely important in the gay world. I found myself having to practice it at the beginning of my career.

 

[Makko]

Precision spitting is extremely important in the gay world. I found myself having to practice it at the beginning of my career.

After hanging around suicide forums I now know more about gay male sexuality than about my own.

 

[Midgardsorm]

Any truth to this?

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Are you giving up your witch powers?

 

[Makko]

Are you giving up your witch powers?

Academic curiosity.

 

[WaterHemlock]

Hey, since this thread is all about sex, can some guys weigh in with some talk about friend with benefits arrangements?
How does it typically operate? What do you think about people you've experienced these types of thing with, what are the expectations, generally speaking?
And is friendship actually involved at all?
Or do you automatically downgrade any partner after wards?
I feel so stupid expecting fwb to include friendship.

 

[motel rooms]

Hey, since this thread is all about sex, can some guys weigh in with some talk about friend with benefits arrangements?
How does it typically operate? What do you think about people you've experienced these types of thing with, what are the expectations, generally speaking?
And is friendship actually involved at all?
Or do you automatically downgrade any partner after wards?
I feel so stupid expecting fwb to include friendship.

Friends with benefits is a euphemism for fuck buddies used only by hypocritical white women. Yes, it's unwise to think that FWB has anything to do with friendship

 

[watereyes]

you need some wizzie.

 

[WaterHemlock]

Friends with benefits is a euphemism for fuck buddies used only by hypocritical white women. Yes, it's unwise to think that FWB has anything to do with friendship

I guess it's used by hypocritical white guys too. One who seem very friendly for a while.
Guess I'm white, hypocritical AND stupid.
And I have no idea what wizzie is, but if it's sex, yes I probably do.

 

[Deadlyroses]

I can have multiple O's per session with my toy. There are some nights when I don't feel like it, but I usually do it a few nights a week. I am honestly glad to have any semblance of a libido despite being chronically depressed and suicidal. I think weed helps a lot here- it shoots my libido up and makes my O's stronger/longer/more frequent. This is one of the very few things that I actually still enjoy doing. As someone who's mostly dead inside, I hold on tight to the few things that still make me feel.

 

[motel rooms]

I guess it's used by hypocritical white guys too. One who seem very friendly for a while.
Guess I'm white, hypocritical AND stupid.

You're only a hypocrite if you have a fuck buddy & you lie to them & other people that you're actually friends with benefits

 

[Lmd]

Any truth to this?

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I don't know but the time travel thing sounds good and exciting.

 

[motel rooms]

I don't know but the time travel thing sounds good and exciting.

I love having lesbian sex with other men. Endless frottage is the best.

 

[TriggerHappy]

Friends with benefits is a euphemism for fuck buddies....

Oh baby, there's never a benefit to fucking your friends :: they want the benefit of having you again and again - without you reaping the benefiit of reward or even payment!! and then it always gets possessive and confusing. You know it does.
I'm so cynical, & jaded :: mr.bitterly twisted
It ends up getting too complicated (says he who's going to the commitment ceremony of an ex, and will know at least 4 ppl I've had random encounters with, as well as the ex I'm still fuckn insanely in love with, but drove him away with my drugs n indecision). Not my finest moment.
wonder if he'll bring his current jump?! I'm such an emotional mess there's no way I'm managing this show sober .
who am I to judge, I'm taking a kid over half my age...
I'm feeling sick. maybe I should spin past the dealer first, then the gallery - yeah I'll wrap the present at the bar. I need a gin, but I'll have sum sushi, so I'm not trashed when I arrive.
This is what happens, kids :: when you confuse sex with love and fuck the benefits.
I am so making a mess of my life, high drama, with a craving for the high not the drama :: I should call my sponsor, ugh. I can't help myself :: what the fuck :: im dead soon anyway..)
I'm rambling, I'm in hunt mode. I hate my life.
Fuckity fuck.
Apologies.

 

[motel rooms]

Oh baby, there's never a benefit to fucking your friends

Dicking your enemies is so much more satisfying anyway

 

[motel rooms]

It's like learning a new language
It helps me catch up on my mime
If you don't bring up those lonely parts
This could be a good time

It's like learning a new language
You come here to me
We'll collect those lonely parts
And set them down
You come here to me...

 

[TriggerHappy]

Dicking your enemies is so much more satisfying anyway

Now you're talking!
That mixed emotion thing :: when hard enjoyment turns into hard aggression (happens more often to me than I'd like to admit)
But then its that same thing with the powerplay (esp between men) and having trips n issues with the dude you're in love with.
How'd that track go :: love to hate you...
the irony is that I'm typing this at a queer wedding (im not sure where I'm at with the whole heteroscum marriage thing... maybe I should keep my drugfucked opinions to myself....)

 

[TriggerHappy]

Nothing gets me harder (or costs me as much as good art) ::
Gogo dancer :: by Felix Gonzales
(came across programme to exhibition, burning my stuff)
Gogo dancers are my fetish (skin, music and lights!)
Grrrrrr.
A friend asked me tonite I'm gone who the fuck is gonna get my stuff?
have house/ and apartment stuff In storage,
my family won't see Haring, Pierre et Gilles, Arabic, Ross Watsons?
they'll just see porn.
They value fucking nothing, most of all me.
Fuck em.



They made me happy.
Grief n regrets, my last tattoos.

 

[rosie93]

Friends with benefits is a euphemism for fuck buddies used only by hypocritical white women. Yes, it's unwise to think that FWB has anything to do with friendship

Hell no. I used to have Tinder and lots of messages from white guys asking if I want to be FWB. So in my world there are many men who want to be fwb. Most white women I know are not intrested in fwb and don't even know what this word means.

Anyway, funny thing is that guys who are looking for a fwb when asked to describe fwb say 'Oh, you know. Going for a dinner together, going to the club, having sex, spending time together, weekends, holidays etc.' Doesn't it sound like a relationship to you?

 

[motel rooms]

Hell no. I used to have Tinder and lots of messages from white guys asking if I want to be FWB. So in my world there are many men who want to be fwb. Most white women I know are not intrested in fwb and don't use this word.

Men who use that term on dating apps snicker as they type it. Women who use it, & I'm glad you don't know many of them, are too hypocritical to admit that they have fuck buddies

 

[rosie93]

I

Men who use that term on dating apps snicker as they type it. Women who use it, & I'm glad you don't know many of them, are too hypocritical to admit that they have fuck buddies

I don't really know, I never had fuck buddies. Only ons. It was so disappointing every time that there was no point in meeting the same man again. I wish I was a man. I feel like I'm missing all the fun.

 

[Panna]

I

I don't really know, I never had fuck buddies. Only ons. It was so disappointing every time that there was no point in meeting the same man again. I wish I was a man. I feel like I'm missing all the fun.

Trust me you're not at least from my perspective. In my opinion one steady relationship is all that's needed. Playing with peoples emotions for a "quickie" is quite degeneristic.

 

[motel rooms]

I wish I was a man. I feel like I'm missing all the fun.

You're not missing anything. Men just lie about sex more than women

 

[rosie93]

You're not missing anything. Men just lie about sex more than women

Maybe. At least they don't lie when they orgasm.

Another funny thing is when men say 'I couldn't say/feel if you have orgasmed'. Are these men for real? It's as if they think they are sex gods or sth. I guess their sex partners were faking if they thought the sex we had was great. Wish I had a better luck with men.

 

[Makko]

You're not missing anything.

Phew, I can die in peace now.

 

[motel rooms]

Phew, I can die in peace now.

Start meditating with Genes & soon you'll feel nothing but compassionate pity for those of us enslaved by filthy orgasms

 

[SleepDealer]

Penis envy will be the death of me.

 

[Lmd]

Maybe. At least they don't lie when they orgasm.

Another funny thing is when men say 'I couldn't say/feel if you have orgasmed'. Are these men for real? It's as if they think they are sex gods or sth. I guess their sex partners were faking if they thought the sex we had was great. Wish I had a better luck with men.

Any truth to this?

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So the straight part is true...