Sex Sex Sex

[Makko]

Necrophilia partners megathread when

 

[TriggerHappy]

I love/ hate where this is going :: necrophilia? I adored Jeff Dahmer would have loved him to have me kill me eat me (whatever order I'm OK with it)
Oh the sickness is so sticky sweet (and no I'm not refering to pearl necklaces)

 

[motel rooms]

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How am I supposed to fuck a skeleton? I want a corpse who lifted

 

[Makko]

How am I supposed to fuck a skeleton? I want a corpse who lifted

I think human bones could be made into good sex toys though. A size for every mood. And a cute ribcage corset

 

[TriggerHappy]

... so fuck the partners megathread :: let's do this! I'm so in. What a way to go :: was thinking of o.ding (have animal euthanasia meds) in the bed of my most narcissistic John :: swallow that big boy :: He's Arab royalty and so twisted its scary :: bloodletting :: debasement :: broken nose :: fucker came at me with a hammer in bed. And the depravity is that after I sutured myself up, I found him dead sexy. I'm to blame for selling my soul to the devil.
No wordplay there. I was handsomely paid out (to my detriment) I would love to go at the next sexparty, I will invite you if you want my remains, I'm told I'm tasty! Just think the aftermath would be awful for friends...but to be part of Dahmers altar would be a kick.
Ps:: if you not into murder I know a guy who killed a dealer, have asked him, but he never took me seriously. But as always I'm a monster manipulator / motivator so its not off the table. Come to cape Town for summer. I'm hoping to leave new years eve.


Maybe @hotel can start a Sex & Death post. You awesome people live too far away :: would kill (literally, maybe) to have you come to an underground party on my farm.
Power djs, bisexuality and beyond. Its a good day I'm formulating a plan
Thank you for the inspiration. Nyeh. Nyeh.
...I'm a million percent serious :: and be careful :: dead bodies are not what they seem, they very scary thats why I'm not a necrophile (no judgements) so I don't want your remains, but you can have mine. My gay cousin (best friend, after incestuous relationship we tricked together) is in. Also tattood, more bear than manboy. But he has a dark nature. He's attempted way more times than me, in my stupid selfishness I saved him once.
I'm having An End of My World Party. Awesome.

 

[Seiba]

i am an inkler :3

what are you inking

 

[sckicksal345]

what are you inking

Inceldom

 

[sadpinky]

I wonder how many people are forced to masturbate/have sex in front of their pets because they live in tiny apartments. That's gotta be traumatic for everyone involved

Nothing a good crate with a sheet over it can't fix

 

[motel rooms]

This is where
Your sanity gives in
And love begins...
Never lose your grip
Don't trip, don't fall
You'll lose it all
The sweetest way to die...

 

[Makko]

This is where
Your sanity gives in
And love begins...
Never lose your grip
Don't trip, don't fall
You'll lose it all
The sweetest way to die...

Is this actually something anyone experiences or do they write these lyrics just to taunt me

 

[Celerity]

This is actually one reason I am happy to be a woman. I figure I would be 1000X more pissed off about my sexless existence if I were a dude. It is relatively easy for me to abstain from masturbation if I don't have someone to fixate on. My complete and utter lack of hope for love makes that last requirement easy to come by nowadays.

If I manage to get my old job back and have to live through the unwelcome experience of getting glimpses of my ex-crush everyday, I'll hopefully just cry and drink a lot until I get over it. Eventually. [If I use my goddamn prefrontal cortex and not my fucked up, creepy lizard brain that still enjoys fantasizing about her on some level. Wish me luck!]

 

[domedune]

Two necrophiles walked past a morgue. One said to the other, "Hey, wanna grab a couple of cold ones?"

Power djs, bisexuality and beyond. Its a good day I'm formulating a plan
Thank you for the inspiration. Nyeh. Nyeh.
...I'm a million percent serious :: and be careful :: dead bodies are not what they seem, they very scary thats why I'm not a necrophile (no judgements) so I don't want your remains, but you can have mine. My gay cousin (best friend, after incestuous relationship we tricked together) is in. Also tattood, more bear than manboy. But he has a dark nature. He's attempted way more times than me, in my stupid selfishness I saved him once.
I'm having An End of My World Party. Awesome.

I'm barely a necrophile so any remains would have to be fresh. Other than that, you're composting. (This, unfortunately, is in jest. I will not be engaging in such activities unless I'm also ready to die. Good luck with your party!)

 

[ClairyFairy]

Two necrophiles walked past a morgue. One said to the other, "Hey, wanna grab a couple of cold ones?"



I'm barely a necrophile so any remains would have to be fresh. Other than that, you're composting. (This, unfortunately, is in jest. I will not be engaging in such activities unless I'm also ready to die. Good luck with your party!)

Just listening to Dennis nilsen on Netflix his creepy tspes

 

[Seiba]

Inceldom

ah, i guess it makes sense with terms like inkwell. i'm low iq

 

[Makko]

Inceldom

 

[Seiba]

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i wish those bullets were spit and it would land in my mouth

 

[Makko]

i wish those bullets were spit and it would land in my mouth

Unexpected kink

 

[motel rooms]

Is this actually something anyone experiences or do they write these lyrics just to taunt me

The part about love beginning where sanity gives in is definitely something I've experienced

 

[motel rooms]

This is actually one reason I am happy to be a woman. I figure I would be 1000X more pissed off about my sexless existence if I were a dude. It is relatively easy for me to abstain from masturbation if I don't have someone to fixate on. My complete and utter lack of hope for love makes that last requirement easy to come by nowadays.

Masturbation is my meditation. I'm actually just half kidding. Nothing but men I find attractive can silence my mind. I don't even need terribly exciting porn; give me a photo of a truly hot naked dude & I'll spend 3 hours staring at it & coming up with all kinds of things I wanna do to him, gently drooling from my mouth & dick. There's nothing worse than guys in their 20s who rush through sex, who just want to suck & get fucked. Don't worry, I'll eventually pound your butt as hard as you want, but I'm not just a damn dildo; I want to mindfully touch, kiss, lick & nibble everything first. I want to suck your cock too, fool, I'm better at it than you anyway. It's so sad that I have to tie them up to get them to slow down & behave

 

[motel rooms]

Full, full moon and
That same sad nature
I wanna cover
Every inch of you
Like ink on paper
Like the blind parade of souls
Consumed by religion
I can't wait till I get you
In that defenseless position
The rapture of the angels
And the rage of the devil...

 

[Snake of Eden]

The last time i had sex over a year and a half ago was my best time. I had a hunch that it would be my last real sex and it wont happen again. Forward 18 months later, it makes alot of sense that i wont be able to have it again.

 

[motel rooms]

You I will never forget
I hope you'll remember me later
We're swimming in a puddle of sweat
I'm hot, baby, don't burn your fingers
I'm tenderly served on your plate
The band must continue to play
So we can dance
To love is to dance
Now dance me home...

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

Need to stop lusting after men who won't even rub my sore aching legs much less anything more laviscious..

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Managed to cum without the death grip and with minimal edging, whole thing was over in under five minutes. If I keep this up I might be able to heal my penis, idk. Still will probably be too bent but I won't have sex so it doesn't matter, just need it for masturbation. Maybe my anhedonia will leave on this front if my penis gets back into shape, idk.

 

[motel rooms]

Managed to cum without the death grip and with minimal edging, whole thing was over in under five minutes. If I keep this up I might be able to heal my penis, idk. Still will probably be too bent but I won't have sex so it doesn't matter, just need it for masturbation. Maybe my anhedonia will leave on this front if my penis gets back into shape, idk.

You're able to ejaculate in under five minutes without experiencing any pleasure at all during masturbation? No orgasm either or is it just reduced?

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

You're able to ejaculate in under five minutes without experiencing any pleasure at all during masturbation? No orgasm either or is it just reduced?

I don't get any pleasure from rubbing the lantern, I do cum but I don't think I have orgasms. If I technically have orgasms I still don't get any pleasure form the whole thing, just do it to not have problems sleeping and to not get attracted to IRL women.

Btw, I made a grammatical error; please update the quote.

Spoiler: Update it

 

[motel rooms]

I don't get any pleasure from rubbing the lantern, I do cum but I don't think I have orgasms. If I technically have orgasms I still don't get any pleasure form the whole thing, just do it to not have problems sleeping and to not get attracted to IRL women.

I'm sure you've researched pleasure dissociative orgasmic dysfunction/ejaculatory anhedonia. It's highly unlikely that your penis has suffered damage, it's "just" a symptom of depression...

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

I'm sure you've researched pleasure dissociative orgasmic dysfunction/ejaculatory anhedonia. It's highly unlikely that your penis has suffered damage, it's "just" a symptom of depression...

Well, this is your area of expertise so I suppose you could be right. No harm in holding the quick cum routine though, gives me more time to waste time in another way.

 

[motel rooms]

Well, this is your area of expertise so I suppose you could be right. No harm in holding the quick cum routine though, gives me more time to waste time in another way.

Call me the salami whisperer... Yeah, there's no point in spanking the poor monkey for too long if he doesn't get anything out of it

 

[Makko]

Any truth to this?