Sex Sex Sex

[rosie93]

Maybe. At least they don't lie when they orgasm.

Another funny thing is when men say 'I couldn't say/feel if you have orgasmed'. Are these men for real? It's as if they think they are sex gods or sth. I guess their sex partners were faking if they thought the sex we had was great.

So the straight part is true...

Hahaha I still believe there are straight people who have great sex. You just have to be lucky.

 

[motel rooms]

 

[motel rooms]

I have to inform everyone that my bf has pretty, yet pretty small balls.

Link: Beautiful Males Have Smaller Balls, New Study Says

Are you beautiful too, @GenesAndEnvironment?

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

I have to inform everyone that my bf has pretty, yet pretty small balls.

Link: Beautiful Males Have Smaller Balls, New Study Says

My left ball is considerably smaller than the other one. I'm the Harvey Dent of balls.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

I have to inform everyone that my bf has pretty, yet pretty small balls.

Link: Beautiful Males Have Smaller Balls, New Study Says

Are you beautiful too, @GenesAndEnvironment?

Get a grip, man.

 

[Makko]

I have to inform everyone that my bf has pretty, yet pretty small balls.

Link: Beautiful Males Have Smaller Balls, New Study Says

Are you beautiful too, @GenesAndEnvironment?

How sensitive are balls? As in how hard do you have to hit them for it to hurt

 

[motel rooms]

How sensitive are balls? As in how hard do you have to hit them for it to hurt

They're very sensitive, probably a bit less so if the guy is aroused. Mine can't even handle a moderate slap, much less a hit. I wonder why str8 guys aren't scared shitless when women with long nails handle their junk

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

I wonder why str8 guys aren't scared shitless when women with long nails handle their junk

Honestly, the only thing I can think of now is tickling...

 

[motel rooms]

Honestly, the only thing I can think of now is tickling...

I bet guys who do str8 porn often get injured while their overeager co-stars with 9-inch nails manipulate their genitals. I'm sure they're grateful that gay-for-pay is an option

 

[Makko]

They're very sensitive, probably a bit less so if the guy is aroused. Mine can't even handle a moderate slap, much less a hit. I wonder why str8 guys aren't scared shitless when women with long nails handle their junk

Hmm so scratching works too. Good to know. I like that guys have such an exploitable weak spot.

 

[motel rooms]

I like that guys have such an exploitable weak spot.

It's the ultimate proof that God is either a woman or an incredibly unintelligent designer. "Or both", added the part of my brain that wants me crucified

 

[Makko]

It's the ultimate proof that God is either a woman or an incredibly unintelligent designer. "Or both", added the part of my brain that wants me crucified

Irrefutable evidence presented, bimbo god confirmed

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I want to Motorboat Lizzo!!!
I want to make her feel "Good As Hell"

 

[motel rooms]

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Do you wish it was you scissoring Seth?

 

[motel rooms]

Do you wish it was you scissoring Seth?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

You are too funny.

 

[motel rooms]

You are too funny.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Stefan is awesome!!!!

 

[motel rooms]

Stefan is awesome!!!!

 

[Makko]

If I were bigger I would choke people with my thighs every day

 

[lonerclown666]

Most evil concept in this world

 

[odradek]

Stefan is awesome!!!!

Happy Halloween!

 

[motel rooms]

Happy Halloween!

And then my dog, Bark Ruffalo, who probably hasn't eaten yet...

 

[odradek]

And then my dog, Bark Ruffalo, who probably hasn't eaten yet...

That's his secret, he's always hangry

 

[motel rooms]

I had a nightmare last night that my bf's cum was the elixir of immortality

 

[fox_wannabe]

Life hack: You can't get addicted to something you'll never be able to try.

mood. I had sex once and It was bad :(
I cannot bring myself to see anybody as somebody sexy. I have body dysphoria. Bodies are unpleasant.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I had a nightmare last night that my bf's cum was the elixir of immortality

You are funny !!!
I hope that is what you are going for.
If you don't swallow... You could bottle it and sell it to the pro-lifers.

 

[motel rooms]

If you don't swallow... You could bottle it and sell it to the pro-lifers.

Sorry, pro-lifers, I always swallow... My stomach acid has killed gallons of potential babies