Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[UnlimitedPain]

Ever tried a golden shower before??

 

[jodes2]

I need a dump

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Guy: I need a Dump BRB

Girl: hold it, I want it on my face

 

[jodes2]

I just looked through your phone

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Do you put out easy??

 

[jodes2]

I'm promortalist and antinatalist

 

[jodes2]

I'm asexual

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

What year is it?

 

[Unending]

I am ruining our date now.

 

[Csmith8827]

i could wind up in prison.

 

[oneeyed]

Want to fuck at mom's house?

 

[makethepainstop]

I have Ebola, Zaire strain.

 

[MentalStefan]

Would you fart on my face?

 

[Unending]

will you clip my toenails?

 

[ilovebunnies]

I'm in love with my ex.

 

[narval]

Me when i see her: AGH
It isn't even a word. Just a guttural sound of disgust. So I have 6 words left

 

[jodes2]

I just shat my pants

 

[Unending]

I seriously fucking love your hands

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

The rash isn't fatal really.

 

[Unending]

Lets eat that gross floor slime!

 

[jodes2]

I'm also attracted to my sister

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I only kissed my cousin once.

 

[jodes2]

I just did a massive shit

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I love water sports.

 

[causingkeep]

It's either lice or severe dandruff

 

[jodes2]

I smell pee

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Did you just queef?

 

[jodes2]

You remind me of my sister

 

[stermc]

* mentions his recent breakup
"We are still talking, you know"

 

[jodes2]

I fucked a camel once