Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Samsara]

"I'm in over $150k in debt."

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Shit !!! ,I jizzed in my pants.

 

[completely-done]

"I have covid 19"

 

[motel rooms]

I masturbate although Jesus sees it.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

"I have covid 19"

See you in 10 days ... Byeee

 

[motel rooms]

I masturbate although Jesus sees it.

Response: I masturbate because Jesus sees it.

 

[summers]

"I have covid 19"

Someone I was close to told me that and I made out with them. Gotta live life on the edge :)

Ruin a date:
Bestgore was my favorite website.

 

[genericuser]

you remind me of my ex

 

[Sherri]

you remind me of my ex

This one wins by far!!!!!

 

[S like suicide]

i last showered 10 days ago

 

[Symbiote]

My wife's boyfriend hooked us up.

 

[Dr.Precocious]

My birth mother is a misandrist

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

U wanna fuck the unfuckable?

 

[AfterLife]

1. I was castrated yesterday.
2. I fart every time a sex.

 

[Symbiote]

I wipe back to front

 

[Silenos]

What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

 

[Euthanasia]

Will you wash my hair?

 

[callme]

Blow me like a hurricane
Make America great again
During my third divorce
I Garfunkel'd your mother
My socks? My hair smells worse
Your profile said female
I'm a vegan crossfitter
Don't tell mom
So, salad it is?
Get in the van!
It's not gonna suck itself
I love your breadstick
Vote Bernie
Jesus loves you
The window tastes nice
We lost our wallets
I hate that dress
Shit, there's my wife
Mmm, pineapple pizza!
At least you're white
Do you like trains?
Interesting skull you got there
Pull my finger
Bill's on you
Between jobs
My post to like ratio is
Guess what you're eating
You sweet summer child

In reality, all I have to do to ruin a first date is to show up.

 

[Julgran]

"You and I should die together"

 

[orange]

I wipe back to front

This one got me

 

[Symbiote]

I voted for Trump

 

[LoMVLk]

I'm a famous reddit mod.

Ever been on /mlp/?

 

[lofticries]

I'm recording this date for youtube.

 

[HikiKomoriF0rDecade]

I don't do romance, I fuck

 

[TrynaChingMyself]

Kendricks new music is trash

 

[castler]

I have a tremendous boner bitch

 

[nys]

By the way, im married

 

[narval]

Agh, t's you

 

[CrazyMary]

I masturbate although Jesus sees it.

I masturbate so Jesus sees it

 

[Ringo]

I'm atheist, god bless you satan.