Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[jodes2]

Theres a spot on my asshole

 

[Peerless_Cucumber]

I forgot I have a child.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

My mistress is ok with it.

 

[jodes2]

My mum's meeting us here

 

[Unsure and Useless]

Mm, you're a 3

 

[narval]

[I don't go]

technically i didn't even need a single word

 

[Unhumanly.]

please kill those hopes on me

 

[jodes2]

That'll make you fatter

 

[frog_prince]

i'm a violent guy

 

[loveechoes]

I want to ctb

 

[jodes2]

I prefer drugs to sex

 

[Unsure and Useless]

My waifu looks better than you

 

[jodes2]

My ass is so incredibly itchy

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

WOW!!!! You are really hairy!!!!

 

[jodes2]

Mind if I fart?

 

[samishii]

What was your name again?

 

[jodes2]

I'm a rude, demanding cunt

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Sorry .... Didn't have time to shower.

 

[ilovecats]

You're even uglier in person

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

You're even uglier in person

 

[jodes2]

That'll make you fatter

 

[Unsure and Useless]

What's your friend's number again?

 

[zeenatax]

You looked much better in the picture

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

You'd look good in your birthdaysuit

 

[Scacie]

Hey wanna kms with me lmao

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

My Eyes!!! My Eyes!!!

 

[leaf23]

I'm going back to my ex

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

My wardrobe is Kevin Smith Couture ...

 

[KarmaBus]

I showed my husband your picture

 

[loyalskateboard]

"You are ugly and you stink"