Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[signifying nothing]

Nice wig! Oh...

 

[heraclitus]

I'm celebrating my release from the Psych Ward!

or

You OK with eating roadkill squirrel?

 

[awfullife]

I'm not paying for shit tonight
i'll fu*k you if you want
I hate you..Don't leave!
You're coming back to my place.

 

[Mentalmick]

I pick up hitchhikers. Jump in.

 

[Antigonish]

Khaleesi, let me be your Drogo.

Are you referencing the under age rape

I'm so horny right now

That's literally my pick up line. That or either I'm bored.

 

[Weightoftheworld]

You looked better in your pictures.

 

[awfullife]

you would fit in my trunk

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Are your parents regretful?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

One time at band camp ...

 

[signifying nothing]

Here's a spade, now dig.

 

[foxdie]

I make my own toothpaste.

 

[awfullife]

Ever heard of Jeffrey Dahmer?
I'm trying not to slap you

 

[Mentalmick]

WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!!!!

 

[Pengwin]

So…three's a crowd?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Do you watch Investigation Discovery???

 

[foxdie]

BO? I showered today.

(Arrested Development Narrator)

He didn't

 

[awfullife]

What is your home address?
Do you wanna taste me?

 

[Mentalmick]

Well hello there, now DIE!!!

 

[awfullife]

Why did you order that appetizer?
I'm disappointed with your entire outfit.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

That's not how you eat that

 

[awfullife]

(Says to waiter)
The lady will have a pepsi.

 

[StateOfMind]

"I want to squeeze your moms dirty whore tits." - Louis CK, a bit more than six though lol

 

[262653]

I know where you live.

 

[Amumu]

I suffer from depression and anxiety

 

[Wrennie]

"Hello, my name is -"

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Hello, my name is Slim Shady

 

[awfullife]

Are you trying to look slutty?

 

[Ghost2211]

I'm fertile right now.

 

[awfullife]

Your hair color looks really natural

 

[BitterlyAlive_]

Well hello there, now DIE!!!

Sorry, hopping on here to say sign me up!