ReTreading Old Ground with a New Method!

[GoodPersonEffed]

It's going to happen sooner or later: people are going to post about combining the ReBreather with other methods.

I want to have fun with it before it gets real. Let's get creative!

(And who knows, it may spark some unexpected ideas, even ones unrelated to the ReBreather.)

I'll start:

Beachy Head ReVisited: wear the ReBreather at the edge of a cliff, breathe deeply, and hope you fall in the right direction when you pass out. (I recommend one's back to the cliff with a leg dangling over the edge.)

ReNitrite: SN + vomit in mask = no.

ReNiteNite: Place the ReBreather tubes over the cartoids.

ReTrain: Lay on the tracks and breathe deeply. I do not recommend for ethical reasons, but I like the name.

 

[enjolras]

ReDrown : diving excursion with a sight to see, verifying the seal is perfect - drown if it's not

ReGas : since it can be combined with a separate source of oxygen "via a compressed cylinder or from a chemical oxygen-generating canister", why not to a Nitrogen/Helium tank ?

 

[Soul]

ReWaving: Some but not all will have trouble fitting the microwave over their heads with the ReBreather mask on.

 

[Epsilon0]

ReStarving: Glue the ReBreather on to your mouth and nose so as to stop yourself from ingesting food.

ReFreezing: Take a plane to Alaska. Drive to a remote area until you run out of gas. Take off your clothes. Put on the ReBreather.

 

[enjolras]

ReUpUpUp / ReEverest : hypoxia w/ backup at the roof of the planet

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

KoReAn method: Nobody understands how it works anyway, do what the fuck you want.

 

[Matthias_k]

ReGun: Put on the Debreather and aim for the brainstem from behind.
ReN: Put on the Debreather, pull the tube off the mask, drink your N through the hole with a straw asap then put back the tube in place.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Partial ReBreathing: not a combo, just scared

 

[enjolras]

ReOrder : death from old age before getting the right updated model version (+ bloody distribution)

 

[Lostandfound7]

ReThink: Put on Rebreather mask and reconsider ur decision to ctb..

 

[Mitty]

ReKindle: Hypoxia on flames.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

RePo: suicide by cop while wearing ReBreather

 

[Brick In The Wall]

ReTry: If at first you don't succeed, try to die again.

 

[Lostandfound7]

ReNew: Coming back in the next life after ctb by ReBreather...

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

RePlant: ReBreather with a deadly plant

 

[Mitty]

ReBus: ReBreather while literally CTBing.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

ReBaked: Convert rebreather into smoking device.

 

[Epsilon0]

RePlant: ReBreather with a deadly plant

ReVenusTrap: Find a Venus Fly Trap big enough to fit a human.

 

[UnluckyFew]

ReCapitate: Put head in guilliotine. Attach device that measures oxygen saturation in blood. Put on ReBreather. Once oxygen levels falls below a suitable threshold which triggers mechanism that lets the blade fall decapitating you.

ReLaxative: Take plenty of benzos and laxatives, sit on toilet and put on the ReBreather. Have the most relaxing dump of your life. Just letting it all go.

RePpuku: Disembowelment followed by putting on ReBreather.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

ReTard: Anyone who buys a debreather, sorry I had to!

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

ReDiculous: trusting someone you meet on the Partners Megathread to purchase a ReBreather to share with you

 

[Epsilon0]

Hahahaha!!!! I am having a blast!!!!!

 

[enjolras]

ReTard: Anyone who buys a debreather, sorry I had to!

ReSearch : another method

 

[Donk]

ReTard: Anyone who buys a debreather, sorry I had to!

have to admit that was a good one tho.

 

[Lostandfound7]

ReDuction: The # of persons in ur house/family/job will decrease after ur ctb with DeBreather...

 

[Donk]

Regret: buying it

 

[Epsilon0]

ReDignitas: Attach a photo of yourself wearing the ReBreather when you apply.

 

[Lostandfound7]

ReSearch: Browsing SS methods Resource Compilation while wearing DeBreather...

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

ReBoot: wearing the ReBreather and locking yourself in the the trunk of a British car

 

[Epsilon0]

I just realized it's called a ReBreather and not a DeBreather! :-)