Method Original/unusual ways to end it

[BipolarGuy]

So you're a millennial.
You're 'hip', on trend, and you're an individual.

Here are several ways to bring things to a swift conclusion, allowing the world to appreciate your uniqueness as you do.

- Contact the Clinton family claiming to be an investigative journalist, and that you have 'dirt' on Bill or Hillary.

- Marry into the British royal family, but do things differently.

- Become the President of the USA and enact an executive order which will reduce power of the federal reserve.

- Fly on a Boeing 737-8 'Max'.

- Get pulled over by a police officer for a minor traffic violation and stand up for your rights
(especially effective if you're black).


Any other UNIQUE suggestions?

 

[TheQ22]

Or turn up to a rally in a I love Trump outfit.

 

[Life_and_Death]

Marry into the British royal family, but do things differently.

this one confuses me......Meghan married in and her and harry are going against EVERYTHING but shes still alive....what are we accomplishing?

 

[TheQ22]

this one confuses me......Meghan married in and her and harry are going against EVERYTHING but shes still alive....what are we accomplishing?

Give it time.

 

[Drowning fish]

Threaten Putin or the Chinese government.

Sign up for Daesh.

Try to christianize people on the North Sentinel Island.

 

[reggiesaurus]

Tell a roadman you're not going to run your pocket

 

[TheQ22]

Volunteer for covid vaccine testing.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Call the police and tell them you're suicidal, then knife a cop when he arrives at your house.

Suicidal Man Killed by Police

Attacked an officer with a knife.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Life_and_Death]

be mentally unstable do drugs then get the cops called on you. its really sad how much thats going on around here although from the cases ive seen the cops were actually in the right but the families are dragging it on and cant admit its their own fault

 

[Drowning fish]

Sell your body on a cannibal fetish site

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Go to China and start putting up posters everywhere of the Chinese president looking like Winnie the Pooh.

 

[BipolarGuy]

Oh I know!
Rather than focusing on Russia or China, you could criticise the UK, European and US governments for undertaking mass surveillance on the activity of innocent people....Snowden didn't commit suicide....you heard it here first.

 

[Drowning fish]

Oh I know!
Rather than focusing on Russia or China, you could criticise the UK, European and US governments for undertaking mass surveillance on the activity of innocent people....Snowden didn't commit suicide....you heard it here first.

I'm not criticising, I'm giving tips on how to kill yourself in a hype way. Also I live in neither of those areas you mentioned so I don't know what's going on.

 

[BipolarGuy]

I'm not criticising, I'm giving tips on how to kill yourself in a hype way. Also I live in neither of those areas so I don't know what's going on.

It's ok I wasn't replying to you, I was just suggesting another way :)

 

[kevin1192]

Tell a feminists that your idol is Jordan peterson

 

[Deleted member 18655]

HAHAHAHAHAHA This is brilliant!

 

[inflammed123]

go to west baltimore at night time and get drunk.

 

[JSRF]

Sign up for Daesh.

there was a young australian lad who actually did that.

Jake Bilardi - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

tl;dr Bullied kid joined ISIS and voluntered to become a suicide bomber. He "failed" his mission, killing only himself

 

[BipolarGuy]

Tell a feminists that your idol is Jordan peterson

Actually that guy is brilliant.

 

[Soulless Angel]

Head to North Korea and dare remove a poster, or set a house on fire over there and refuse to save a poster of the bloke who runs the country...

 

[BipolarGuy]

Head to North Korea and dare remove a poster, or set a house on fire over there and refuse to save a poster of the bloke who runs the country...

As a side note I find your picture quite scary. It would be OK if it wasn't for the totally black eyes.

 

[Mm80]

I went to school with a guy who tied a rope around his penis and jumped from the branch of a tall tree with the other side of the rope connected to the branch.

 

[BipolarGuy]

I went to school with a guy who tied a rope around his penis and jumped from the branch of a tall tree with the other side of the rope connected to the branch.

That's not seeking peace, that's stupidity.

 

[Mm80]

That's not seeking peace, that's stupidity.

Lol no i dont think it was peaceful.
In fact if that method was on the pph, the rating for peacefulness would probably be 0.0000001
He got caught cheating by his girlfriend and was trying to prove to her that hed never do it again

 

[Spitfire]

Lol no i dont think it was peaceful.
In fact if that method was on the pph, the rating for peacefulness would probably be 0.0000001.
He got got cheating by his girlfriend and was trying to prove to her that hed never do it again

It actually must happen more often than I thought.

Another guy in the same type of situation used a cinder cement block to break it
off by crushing down on it with an ordinary brick.

 

[Mm80]

It actually must happen more often than I thought.

Another guy in the same type of situation used a cinder cement block to break it
off by crushing down on it with an ordinary brick.

Did that end his life?
Yeah i think its like a response to being angry at their penis for getting them into that mess

 

[Spitfire]

It could, but no I definitely do not think it ended his life. He was talking...

 

[Mm80]

It could, but no I definitely do not think it ended his life. He was talking...

Thats why this website is such a good thing.
If someone put this out as a method they would be clearly told to put it back in their trousers and have a rethink.

 

[BipolarGuy]

Here's another interesting way of being killed to death:

Stood at the side of a cliff ready for a photo to be taken, and the photographer keeps saying "back a little more", so as to get you in focus...

 

[Mm80]

Here's another interesting way of being killed to death:

Stood at the side of a cliff ready for a photo to be taken, and the photographer keeps saying "back a little more", so as to get you in focus...

Would the photographer face criminal proceedings for that ?