Men: Do you wish you could've died in an ancient battle with your fearless, charismatic leader at your side?

[Ambivalent1]

I wish I could've had the 300 (movie) experience.

 

[bed]

No

 

[Ambivalent1]

No

Coward without honor. In the ancient world, you would've been enslaved or exiled as you deserve

 

[findmybridgesocal]

I wish I could've had the 300 (movie) experience.

There are multiple wars happening throughout the world right now. If you're really motivated you could join one of them.

 

[Ambivalent1]

There are multiple wars happening throughout the world right now. If you're really motivated you could join one of them.

Wars for oil and Zionism bullshit. No thanks

 

[Leavesfromthevine]

Not a chance. If I went to war I wouldn't care what it'd be for I'd just use it as an excuse to ctb without looking suspicious.

 

[findmybridgesocal]

Wars for oil and Zionism bullshit. No thanks

The world is a shitty place and there are a lot of options beyond middle east! Ukraine vs Russia, Myanmar's brutal civil war, too many in Africa to name.

 

[Ironborn]

Would prefer the far future tbh

 

[Tokugawa_Yoshinobu]

You should have posted this in offtopic because it's little related to suicide topics besides wishing to die in some way.

I'm not a man and physically would underperform in warfare. The female biology is less suited to it. That being said very extremely minor cases of female combatants have been found in pre-modern times but many also mythologized and not actual. Thinking about Tomoe Gozen currently because I know about Japan the most and that lady has probably not even existed.

If I were a man I might just do it because given the same state of being as I'm poor and have not a lot to loose. People had different mindsets back then too. Given rough life circumstances back then it might not been half bad or not that much worse than casual life. But maybe that's just my modern perspective.

 

[Ambivalent1]

You should have posted this in offtopic because it's little related to suicide topics besides wishing to die in some way.

I'm not a man and physically would underperform in warfare. The female biology is less suited to it. That being said very extremely minor cases of female combatants have been found in pre-modern times but many also mythologized and not actual. Thinking about Tomoe Gozen currently because I know about Japan the most and that lady has probably not even existed.

If I were a man I might just do it because given the same state of being as I'm poor and have not a lot to loose. People had different mindsets back then too. Given rough life circumstances back then it might not been half bad or not that much worse than casual life. But maybe that's just my modern perspective.

You could be mulan

 

[throneofdispair03]

no. i'd rather ctb by my own terms.

 

[monday?]

i mean if i had a "will you press the button" scenario i wouldn't do it but i do sometimes fantasize about fighting in the name of my king, my god and my empire. you know it's just this desire to have something to believe in and to give your life for. unfortunately in reality there is no god, kings are cringe and war is only cool in phonk edits on youtube :/

 

[Ambivalent1]

i mean if i had a "will you press the button" scenario i wouldn't do it but i do sometimes fantasize about fighting in the name of my king, my god and my empire. you know it's just this desire to have something to believe in and to give your life for. unfortunately in reality there is no god, kings are cringe and war is only cool in phonk edits on youtube :/

How about dying against titans in attack on titan?

 

[R_N]

Maybe.

 

[monday?]

How about dying against titans in attack on titan?

i don't watch anime lmao

 

[Ambivalent1]

i don't watch anime lmao

You will in the afterlife (hell)

 

[PixelPlant]

I'd like to be assassinated like the ones in assassin's creed

 

[Downdraft]

You probably never been at war. Else, you opinion would be very different.
OP was sarcastic lol.

 

[monday?]

You will in the afterlife (hell)

i'll be in heaven watching edits like this because i formed the roman empire in EU4

 

[Ambivalent1]

Lol, you probably never been at war. Else, you opinion would be very different.

Modern war is for girls. Guns shooting from a distance is pussy shit. A man gets up in them guts with a blade. Intestines become weapons to strangulate the enemy.

 

[R_N]

Modern war is for girls. Guns shooting from a distance is pussy shit. A man gets up in them guts with a blade. Intestines become weapons to strangulate the enemy.

You made my day with your recent threads ngl. I didn't expect this on sasu but it is a pleasant surprise.

Thank you for the laughs.

 

[Ambivalent1]

To be honest, I don't know if you are sarcastic. If you aren't, this absolutely proves what I said.

I've been in more wars via Lucid dreaming than you've experienced, sweet summer child.

 

[divinemistress36]

Hell ya dying as a Viking Shield Maiden in battle

 

[Ambivalent1]

Hell ya dying as a Viking Shield Maiden in battle

Eowyn

 

[divinemistress36]

Eowyn

This has inspired me to change my profile pic

Eowyn

I just realized you said men I'm a woman but oh well

 

[DreamEnd]

being a samurai would be cool i guess

 

[CTBKnight]

I would be fighting for imperialism, the greed of the rich, or whatever I was brainwashed into believing like honor... Hell yeah 100%

 

[sserafim]

I'm a girl but I mean yeah sure why not? It lets me die and I get to be remembered in a positive light (even though I don't want to be remembered lol), win-win situation

How about dying against titans in attack on titan?

Too macabre for me

I've been in more wars via Lucid dreaming than you've experienced, sweet summer child.

Wait can you actually lucid dream, or are you lying? If you're serious, how did you learn to do so?

 

[Ambivalent1]

I'm a girl but I mean yeah sure why not? It lets me die and I get to be remembered in a positive light (even though I don't want to be remembered lol), win-win situation

Too macabre for me

Wait can you actually lucid dream, or are you lying? If you're serious, how did you learn to do so?

I've done it before by accident. It is real.

 

[kkrnb.inai]

that's the dream, baby. sacrificing myself for a great, honest man who i admire. sounds gay when i say it but i see it as the ultimate form of devotion towards a leader. i've been subconsciously, or consciously, seeking out leader figures over my lifetime. i want an admirable, perfect leader to guide me, and show my devotion by sacrificing myself in his name