Method In relation to @StateOfMind’s thread on CTB by cow, I offer CTB by Gorilla.

[Nature_is_God]

What you do is taunt a fully grown gorilla. Consequently, the gorilla will probably toss you 100 yards or rip your arms off and bludgeon you with them. This method is equivalent to getting thrown in a boxing ring with 10 Muhammad Ali's. It's a pretty bad method but may be possible if you live near a gorilla population?

Mods: you can move this to off-topic lol

 

[Ghost2211]

RIP Harambe

 

[Deleted member 1496]

may be possible if you live near a gorilla population

So I asked Siri to book me a flight to the nearest gorilla camp. Am there now, but realize gorilla and guerilla sound very similar. D'oh! But during tomorrow's training for the upcoming coup, I get a real AK-47. CTB might be possible in an unintended way!

 

[Nature_is_God]

So I asked Siri to book me a flight to the nearest gorilla camp. Am there now, but realize gorilla and guerilla sound very similar. D'oh! But during tomorrow's training for the upcoming coup, I get a real AK-47. CTB might be possible in an unintended way!

lmao

 

[Cherrypea]

I'll see your gorilla and raise you..... Arfur the lion..

Lions maul intruder in London zoo enclosure

A MAN WHO climbed into a lions' den at London Zoo yesterday was in a serious condition after being bitten on the neck, chest and legs, writes Marianne Macdonald.

www.independent.co.uk

London Zoo lion's victim has eight hours of surgery

THE 27-year-old man mauled by a lion after jumping into a pen at London Zoo was in a serious but stable condition yesterday after eight hours of surgery for his wounds.

www.independent.co.uk

2 separate incidents, Arfur was famous for a while

 

[Passerby]

Death by King Kong, sounds peaceful