Discussion If you died and were face to face with god what would you say?

[indefinitesleep]

I dont really believe god exists I was christian before and thought alot of the bible is bull so stopped but lets say he exists, you ctb and here you are face to face with him. would you blame him? what would you tell him?

 

[LifeIsBS]

"Gimmi ur powers."

 

[HerculePoirot]

You better have a good excuse.

 

[JKFleck]

Fuck you for giving making this world

 

[DoubleUp8]

I would ask him, "why me?"

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

I don't think there is any god , devil , programmer , computer , soul , afterlife, reincarnation, magic, etc none of that

there are a trillion trillion entities like molecules, organisms , 8 billion humans etc that interact by themselves with other independent entities. No single god / computer/ programmer could manage all of these trillions of entities at the same time.

For example how could a god see and understand what each of the 8 billion humans is thinking all at the same time? A human can think at least 1500 words per minute .How and for what reason would a god or programmer do this?

I think if a programmer or god had to watch a monkey like me all day that god would be bored to the point of torture. "He's washing clothes how exiting he's folding the clothes now" ." now what is he thinking that why does he have to fold clothes how it's meaningless sux and wished he had killed himself so he wouldn't have to do this nor anything".

To have to watch / manage 8 billion humans , trillions of insects animals bacteria at the same time would be torture. Why? There is no reason to do anything. Nothing matters

The only reason humans think life or the meaningless activities are fun , important, matter is because evolution and culture /society programmed those things to seem important enjoyable etc . They are not objectively important if I think about them logically . The only thing I think is real is avoiding extreme pain or extreme suffering

To put blame on something that doesn't exist like a god is letting off the hook those who are keeping everyone in the prison

 

[Kavka]

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

 

[trappedinthislife]

I will simply ask him questions. Such as "why do you let people suffer?".

 

[indefinitesleep]

I don't think there is any god , devil , programmer , computer , soul , afterlife, reincarnation, magic, etc none of that

there are a trillion trillion entities like molecules, organisms , 8 billion humans etc that interact by themselves with other independent entities. No single god / computer/ programmer could manage all of these trillions of entities at the same time.

For example how could a god see and understand what each of the 8 billion humans is thinking all at the same time? A human can think at least 1500 words per minute .How and for what reason would a good or programmer do this?

I think if a programmer or god had to watch a monkey like me all day that god would be bored to the point of torture. "He's washing clothes how exiting he's folding the clothes now" ." now what is he thinking that why does he have to fold clothes how it's meaningless sux and wished he had killed himself so he wouldn't have to do this nor anything".

To have to watch / manage 8 billion humans , trillions of insects animals bacteria at the same time would be torture. Why? There is no reason to do anything. Nothing matters

The only reason humans think life or of the meaningless activities are fun , important, matter is because evolution and culture /society programmed those things to seem important enjoyable etc . They are not objectively important if I think about them logically . The only thing I think is real is avoiding extreme pain or extreme suffering

yeah chances are he doesnt exist but just hypothetically hes there what would you say?

 

[item]

I would spit into his face

 

[MapleSyrupVein]

"i asked you to do it and you didn't, why is it a sin when i do it but it's an act of god when you do?
i'd ask so much questions lol

 

[derpyderpins]

"You know all my complaints and questions. Are you going to give answers now and have a conversation or just keep being a dick?"

 

[Praestat_Mori]

I would ask y he made my life such a hell that I had no other option but to commit suicide while I would have preferred to live longer.

 

[Sylveon]

 

[Ironborn]

Nothing, I'd turn 360° and moonwalk into hell.

 

[Kavka]

"You know all my complaints and questions. Are you going to give answers now and have a conversation or just keep being a dick?"

At first glance I read this as: "You know all my complaints and questions. Are you going to give answers now and have a conversation or just keep sucking my dick?"
My brain and reading comprehension have been corrupted by smut.

 

[justwannadip]

I dont really believe god exists I was christian before and thought alot of the bible is bull so stopped but lets say he exists, you ctb and here you are face to face with him. would you blame him? what would you tell him?

Why?

 

[ijustwishtodie]

"I know I'm in no position to ask a request from you but please give me permanent non existence. I lived long enough and I believe that you have the power to make me non existent for all eternity"

Edit: I'd also say something like "why did you design reality in a way where the majority of humans have to slave their life away from birth to death? Why couldn't you design reality to be like fiction where we can all laze around without dealing with any responsibilities? Why is life so difficult?"

 

[billie]

"I'm sorry"

 

[sserafim]

I wouldn't say anything; I would just bow down to him and see what he does. Then, if he ends up liking me for some reason, I'd ask him for a request, the same as @ijustwishtodie

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I wouldn't say anything; I would just bow down to him and see what he does. Then, if he likes me for some reason, I'd ask him for a request, the same as @ijustwishtodie

What request would you ask for? I edited my post as I think that, if god were to like me, I'd also ask him to make life in a way where most humans can be a neet if they want to. I'd ask him why he made life so difficult and full of responsibilities

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

I want to know the truth.

 

[damienlerone03]

bro i'd ask him so many questions about the unknown he'd probably get annoyed and send me back to the land of the living

 

[Username1359751]

At first glance I read this as: "You know all my complaints and questions. Are you going to give answers now and have a conversation or just keep sucking my dick?"
My brain and reading comprehension have been corrupted by smut.

What kind of "smut" because my reading comprehension is a dud too
Blasphemy*🗯
✌

 

[sash]

"How do you live with yourself? Seeing what u see & doing nothing. How dare you!"

 

[Timothy7dff]

Why were you so opposed to answering simple prayers?

 

[Not A Fan]

"Why does everyone always assume you're a dude?"

 

[locked*n*loaded]

I think this thread should have been placed in the Fairy Tale subsection where the other posts about the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus reside.

 

[MutedBlue]

"Why"

 

[DivineMedicus]

"So, cancer... what's that about?"