I want a refund of this game. "Life"

[Darkover]

Helloooo mister Parents.

So, I tried your game "life" (shitty title by the way), I played during, like, 38 years ?

And damn, it's super hard, frustrating and not even good.

Yeah, I know, it's all about the journey, the little moment of happiness, bla bla bla, but hey, there is no fucking goal in your game ! There is no special reward, no sense, it's just absurd.

I have to suffer for 80 years for nothing ??? Bro, it's fucked up. How the fuck do you want me to like a game so stupid.
I want a refund.

I can't get one ? Why ? You litteraly forced me to play ! I tried, and it sucks, you done a shitty job with the character customization.

You want me to have a good moment ? Then give me my refund damn it.

What, you are going to cry because I don't want your stupid game ?? Wtf dude. You forced me to play.

You know what ? You can go fuck yourself. If I can't get a refund, I'm going to put this shit into the trash. Where it belongs.

Not today, because I know you will be very sad, but one day, that's for sure.

I don't even need a full refund, I just want to quit the game! where's the fucking exit button??

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I want a refund too. I never asked to be here and I don't want to participate in life. I never did to begin with. It would have been better for me to have not been born

 

[divinemistress36]

Little moments of happiness don't even get that pssh

 

[sserafim]

I want a refund too. I never asked to be here and I don't want to participate in life. I never did to begin with. It would have been better for me to have not been born

Same

 

[uzuf86]

Sorry but you'll have to pay for the refund using your own life. In my case it's god that I will be asking to

 

[helicoptero]

Lmk if you get a refund, I would like to get one too. Such a shitty game

 

[tbroken]

I want full refund, but also quitting the game would be enough for me.

 

[TiredOfAllThis]

Tech support is non-existent, the environment is riddled with viruses and trojans, and the character is buggy from the start.

 

[Guy_Smiley]

They told me that without a receipt they could only give me an in-store credit

 

[AnyWonderBR]

This is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

That is my firm conviction regarding this "Gift" called life

 

[iloverachel]

Refund?
I'd like to throw my game into the trash and burn it. Thanks

 

[Dayrain]

I also don't want a refund. It could turn out to be a refund scam.

 

[Darkover]

Is anyone hopeful there's a new DLC in the future that makes it worth playing for you?

 

[Oliver]

There is no refund but there might be a "restart button". Death = maybe rebirth but we don't know for sure of course.

 

[tbroken]

Is anyone hopeful there's a new DLC in the future that makes it worth playing for you?

The only DLC that would be acceptable for me is having people always smiling, playing games and enjoy life without envy, anger and a lot of stupid things.
The Developers told me that to project such DLC, the expenses would be too high, like all the gold on the planet.
If I find time, i want to project an AI that inserting some parameters tells me if in this life I'm screw*d or if I still have some little hope.
But my regular human brain already knows the answer probably

 

[justcallmeJ]

Idk which sadists created this game and forced me to play it but i need it refunded asap

 

[sadman710]

Why was I so unlucky to be one of the millions of sperm cells, not miscarried

 

[Lookingtoflyfree]

I see my parents as selfish as fuck, so while I don't expect a refund, I see them as two of the most incompetent parents I've ever met. My dad literally got in a minor car accident with me in the car and drove away - who does that? A weirdo, that's who. I hate I have their genes. But I won't have them when I'm gone and their genetic clusterfuck family line dies with me.

Some days I am giddy at the prospect of not being here, but I'm not at all delusional. This is a game I really did try to participate in, but I see now absolutely how it's absolutely toxic at its core and set up by powerhungry assholes. I won't deal with this for much longer. We say fuck the game and fuck them when we opt out. If there wasn't climate collapse I'd have deep regret about this being my choice on some level, but I anticipate the next 25+ years is going to start being very difficult, so fuck staying around for that. Fuck that.

My goals are simple - finding a few people who get CTB and us getting high as fuck in a field and dying while listening to music and being in each other's arms as we transition to emptiness feels perfect. It's all I think about. Fuck love, fuck jobs, fuck it all. Love this board, and love my dream of death, forever.

 

[ResidentEvil]

If we could just quit the consciousness/awareness part. Then i wouldn't care tbh. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out the most of the night?

Have you ever taken a lot of benzodiazepines where you blacked out? You continue to function, you just don't remember it.

Have you ever been in narcosis and had surgery?

The point is your consciousness/awareness of internal and external existence is briefly gone. So you don't remember.

 

[sadman710]

If we could just quit the consciousness/awareness part. Then i wouldn't care tbh. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out the most of the night?

Have you ever taken a lot of benzodiazepines where you blacked out? You continue to function, you just don't remember it.

Have you ever been in narcosis and had surgery?

The point is your consciousness/awareness of internal and external existence is briefly gone. So you don't remember.

It honestly wouldn't be bad if we could somehow dull the senses where you didn't feel pain or stress. You saw everything but no matter what happens you just react like a jellyfish or robot.